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[ret2go]

[Shantae is lounging back in a chair, surrounded by what seems to be... paperwork? Her very long hair is somehow done up in a braid, which even still comes down to the small of her back. She's got a pen in her hand.]

So... hypothetically, if someone wanted to start a business here, how would they do it? 'Cuz back home in Scuttle Town, it's easy. You just need to buy space for it, or a stall, or whatever, and you need to have something to sell, and boom! You've got a business.

But here you have to fill out... forms. And I don't get this stuff at all.

I want to meet the person who invented paperwork and stuff his head in a fish pond. [A pause.] And then let him out, but that dunk would be reaaaaally satisfying...

Comments

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[ret2go]

Aw, thanks! Have you done this before?

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[alcheregis]

Nothing so formal as a shopfront or the like, isn't it strange how it's only a shop front when people mention it? It's not like the rest of the building isn't there, and you don't even enter through the front on some buildings, yet I've never heard anyone call it a shopside. Even though that would make more sense in that instance! And then there are the people who want to exit a place through the back door, and they're not always disreputable when they do that but there's certainly a ration of them, I couldn't say precisely how much, but then my specialty is genetics, not mathematics!

[ Yeah, this is a thing Haen does. ]

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[ret2go]

Uh.

[It sure is.] I... guess because it's... the front... of the shop? Maybe?

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[alcheregis]

Hm... that seems a little simplistic, if you ask me. One of life's mysteries!

[ It's really not. ]

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[ret2go]

I think it's more like a pretty obvious question...

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[alcheregis]

Even an obvious question is an opportunity to learn, and nothing makes me happier.