Wait, I need to save this for posterity. One Pidge is actually glad to see me. [Please don't ruin this Pidge, he actually looks really happy to be wanted.]

Woah, woah. Slow it down. For one thing...I uh think I'm a bit ahead of you. Zarkon definitely kept showing up--could sleep for like three quintents. Found out Altean pools are on the ceiling; the ship has one...Keith and Allura ran off thinking Zarkon was tracking us through them. Don't ask me why Keith thinks that--because I have no idea what goes through that jerk's head.

Oh! And we went to a space mall, got a video system that came with a free cow and--[A horrified gasp] Kaltenecker is back on the ship without us. Poor cow.

[A pause and then...]

Oh right...yeah Hunk is here too.