[At another time, he might have dodged this question, but he's been assured that the imPorts are mostly open-minded. It's not especially surprising, considering the circumstances, so he'll take the risk. And look, he's got the privacy settings down now.]
They gave me a position as a food critic. As a vampire, you might imagine why this would be difficult for me.
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They gave me a position as a food critic. As a vampire, you might imagine why this would be difficult for me.