[It's less flirting and more that Billy is living out ten year old Brendan's dreams and Shakespeare is all it would take to complete everything. Besides, who has a cape and doesn't do dramatics? It'd be a wasted opportunity on so many levels.]

I never thought I'd say these words and not have them be sarcasm, but a magic store or regular? And thanks for the heads up duly; I just need to figure out what I could even offer as payment, I'm broke as hell here. Not that I've ever been rolling in dough to start with, but still.