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2. Tater Tot-Tinas

so I had this bizarre dream last night where tater tots and chunks of salt were falling from the sky, and nobody except me cared so I was running around trying to gather them

because who would waste good tater tots?

And this guy who kinda looked and sounded like my brother was there, too.

anyway long story short I ended up cooking a bunch of tater tots, sorry to my housemates but they taste really good especially with bacon and cheese on top

and now I'm wondering if the dream had some sort of meaning. Do the tater tots represent my unconscious desire to go back home and back to my school and have cafeteria tots? Does the appearance of that mysterious man that kinda looks and sounds like an older version of my brother mean I'm peeking into the future???

is there somewhere I can look this up? because I'm curious

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Yeah! most people get the day off work and school to enjoy it. i really look forward to it every year, but you're right, Dad can go a little overboard sometimes. one year he got drunk on absinthe and was talking to the turkey like it was real.

good point. I know if I actually faced down a zombie horde I probably wouldn't do well

Sorry to laugh, but just imagining that is a riot. I hope it was all in merriment, though. A little too heavy on the partying, huh?

It'll be okay. You have friends here to help you. Not everyone can be a fighter.

yeah, Dad tends to talk to inanimate objects when he's alone in general. he thinks we don't know, but all of us do. it's pretty cute, and my sister picked up the habit from him. that particular Thanksgiving was weird in general.

Yeah, and I'm glad for that. i don't think I'll ever be a fighter, even if i did have some sort of comabt power

Is that right? Maybe he's feeling a bit lonely! Are you giving him enough quality family time? (Just kidding, but that's pretty funny.)

It would be nice if we could all just be peaceful, I think.

to be fair, we kind of weren't that day. our landlord promised us free rent for a few months if we pretended to be his family... long story, again... but Dad got stuck playing the cook and we couldn't exactly pay much attention to him during dinner.

It would. but i guess reality doesn't work that way

Uhhhhh

I won't ask, haha!

Maybe someday, right?

Mr. Fischoeder was trying to get back together with an old flame of his, but she liked to be a homewrecker. so he figured if he pretended to have a family she'd be more likely to want to be with him. it went badly

I hope so. my life back home was pretty peaceful

That's definitely one of the worse relationship kindling plots I've heard of. And I've seen my share of drama.

Then again, I'm the last person to ask for that kind of advice.

honestly I wouldn't have agreed to it but getting that much free rent would've made a big difference for us. i just wasn't good at pretending to be someone else's kid, though. i love my dad too much for that.

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