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[hunksmash]

apparently my powers changed.

is there any way to test one's invulnerability that isn't terrible and frightening with the potential to end horribly?

please don't offer to take a literal stab at me. my heart can't take it.

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[h2no]

INVULNERABILITY TO WHAT?
ALSO, WATCH OUT WHEN YOU GET BACK. BRENDAN IS ON THE WAR PATH.
SOMEONE STOLE THE RABBITS.

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[fehus]

if this ends like it sounds like it's going to, hit me up for healing.

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[hunksmash]

i don't know. everything? the statement they gave me is not specific like AT ALL.

i saw. any leads?

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[hunksmash]

i'm really hoping that i'm not going to need it and i'm going to actively avoid needing it but yeah. so noted.

hi. i'm hunk.

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[fehus]

i can't think of a way to test invulnerability that isn't going to, you know. hurt you. or i'd offer to help more.

hi, hunk the invincible. magnus.

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[hunksmash]

oh. i still feel pretty vincible, but thanks? that makes me sound cooler than i am, haha.

nice to meet you, magnus. textually speaking. i can keep you posted, if you're interested in monitoring the situation. i don't think i know any other healers.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Everything has the potential to end horribly.

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[fehus]

"monitoring" makes me sound hella official. i'm just not that into people getting hurt and i saw this while waiting in line for a burrito bowl, so.

nice to meet you textually speaking, too. i didn't know iMport powers could change.

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[hunksmash]

yeeeeeeeah. good point. i guess.

i'm just trying to curb that as much as possible.

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[hunksmash]

apparently they can.

but backtracking for a second here... burrito BOWL?

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[fehus]

[this is absolutely the most important part of this conversation]

it's a bowl full of burrito.

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[hunksmash]

so it's a taco salad?

or rice and beans? and other stuff.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Be careful where you do your testing then. You don't want to get the attention of the jerks that are vandalizing everything in case they want to do more than graffiti.

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[hunksmash]

would they really try something like that?

not that i'd really hurt anybody if they did but... people should figure that picking fights with super-people is a bad plan, right?

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[fehus]

it's literally a bowl full of all the stuff inside burritos. hold up

[a couple minutes pass, and then this picture is attached]

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[am_i_a_monster]

People will do anything.

Violent people aren't usually logical. And the ones that are - are even more dangerous.

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[hunksmash]

i mean, i'd eat it, but it's not a burrito. i don't know why they'd call it a burrito.

that's a salad.

stop trying to trick people into salads, unknown burrito bowl vender.

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[hunksmash]

i guess that's true.

even without the new power, i'd be okay. it just sucks that this stuff's happening. i hope it doesn't come to that.

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[snarkbot]

Perhaps it would be useful to start off small and slowly build up to more powerful things. That way you can keep track of how well you are taking the smaller things and when it is starting to test your limits.

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[fehus]

what do you have against salads full of meat and avocado, man?

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[am_i_a_monster]

I just hope they don't try to send us back.

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[hunksmash]

nothing! just call a spade a spade.

and a salad a salad.

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[hunksmash]

i thought they didn't have the know-how. that's the claim at least.

they can't control the machine.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Yeah. We can hope it stays that way.

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[hunksmash]

that plan works better for some than for others, but yeah.

mass expulsion would not be ideal.