What, so they could try and find me at fault for... I dunno, jaywalking? That'd clean me out even faster than any medical bills would-- I assume they probably have pretty good lawyers.

But believe me, it hurts quite a bit. I'm just counting my blessings that I'm even able to feel it-- means nothing's so broken I can't recover on my own. Probably. [ Hopefully? ] I'll be fine, promise. It takes more than a li'l crash like that to actually kill me.