[ Ray mulls on this as he lights up another cigarette, wishing idly for a second that he had some pot right about now. Even if he can still walk, that doesn't mean getting smashed into by an ambulance isn't still gonna hurt like hell. ]

Y'know, that is a really good point... wouldn't even have to be a fake limp, either, since I am still walking funny from that whole ordeal. And for all I know, I might also have whiplash-- it's just so hard to tell what all could be wrong with me, since I'm probably still in shock and all. [ A beat. ] Although I'd still have to find a doctor to corroborate all that.

[ Where's Krieger when you need him? ... Wait, he's not a doctor. ]