My paternal instincts begin and end at buying things out of a catalogue-- and maybe weekend babysitting if the kid isn't still in diapers. Big "maybe," though. And that's if we're just talking about one kid.

[ Ray's not sure if he'll actually call or if he'll see about investigating one of the local PDs himself yet, but he saves the number just in case. ]

Thanks. What was it you said he does?