Gee, where to start. Well, I'm a gay man who grew up religious in the South, went into a high-risk profession with people who don't respect me for almost a decade, making me only barely qualified for any other kinda work, and almost all the things I actually used to enjoy doing I can't anymore cuz of injuries sustained on the job.

Probably sounds pretty typical, I know, but anything more than that I'm gonna need a couple of drinks in me first.