[text] help wanted ad??

[gentrify]

yo any of u kno stuff like accountin n shit?
not like bookies lil black note books n how much 4 a teenth or a 8ball
actual legit bean counting accounting
4 business

speaking of
any1 got experence getting set up w a place 4 a shop??
nvr rly needed a place 2 sell shit b4
usually just had dudes pick out shit frm a car trunk u kno



ps, still got the car trunk thing goin if any1 wants 2 buy a piece
aka guns im selling guns
knives still 2
its legal ok i got papers just need a shop so
ghetto car trunk discount, 15% off

[ also drugs. the less legal part. that he will not say anything about on the network. shh. ]

Comments

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[lempereur]

Would it be legal for you to sell to an unregistered minor?

And if not, do you care?

text; private

[gentrify]

no it wouldnt
and yea i care cuz minors r snitches and i wanna keep my license
so im not gonna put up the illegal sales banner on a phone the gov ppl gave me

[ which, read between the lines, means contact him in person, not on something traceable. ]

[text; ID reads as Bert Aframian]

[failedparenting]

how did you get the guns

[text;]

[gentrify]

most bought off sum1 w a overstock
the rest from manufacturers i got hooked up w thru the knife sales ppl the gov set up my welcome job w
u wanna see the receipt?

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[failedparenting]

100% chance they were used in a robbery no thanks kiddo

[text;]

[gentrify]

the 1s thru manufacturers r still sealed w tester's documents/tags and serial #s
plus the lil 1-800 customer support number u can call and interrogate if u want
gonna cost more than the others but thats ur price 4 peace of mind

been dealing this crap since i was 12 gramps
sum1s gotta carry the used shit so the slum scum can pack heat 2

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[lempereur]

of course not.

And your "ghetto car trunk" is in Heropa.

[am_i_a_monster]

You stopped going door to door.

Do you sell ammo too?

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[bindsthedead]

Would you mind if I examined those papers?

text; username dh4z3

[nastygram]

do u really trust your fellow import dickwads to do accounting for u

why don't u find a real accountant if you're so hyped for it

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[handycapable]

Yeah, if you're starting a business you'll probably want to just hire an accountant. Or learn how to do it yourself so that no one can rip you off, cuz I think that's supposed to be pretty easy for the good ones to do.

Do we get to test them out first before we buy them?

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[ghoulking]

I have opened a business before, but it was a coffee shop. I'm pretty sure you will need a special license to sell weapons. And a lot of paperwork.

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[perfectible]

I'm pretty good at math, if you need help...

[ OH GOD SHE JUST READ THE LAST BIT.

WELL... CRAP.]

[hombrenuevo]

What kind of guns?

[ Chico NO! ]

[gentrify]

no about that walking shit
u ppl can come 2 me if u want stuff
yea u need any?

[am_i_a_monster]

Depends. You got ammo for hunting rifles?

text

[gentrify]

be my guest

[ they are, actually, legit papers that he went through the trouble to be certified with. being an import helped a lot. ]

text;

[gentrify]

the dickwad i was gonna use aint here no more so
makin do w what i got
real accountants cost a lot more $$ and im selling outta a car trunk rn so y u think?

TEXT.

[gentrify]

i kno enough that i can check that shit
but i got othr crap 2 handle i need sum1 doin numbers

i got sum demo models yea
need a range tho
or an overpass w/e

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[gentrify]

got it
took a couple months but
alrdy knew enough abt this shit back home
just didnt go thru the paperwrk n crap
the import fame didnt hurt neither

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[gentrify]

cool
want a job?

[gentrify]

kind that go boom
what u think?

[nastygram]

ok i'm not into the capitalistic bs of ~money making~ and tracking income or w/e

but if i were you
(and THANK FUCK i am not)
i would get a quickbooks knockoff to keep track of my sweet precious dolla bills

[heisenbitch]

Almost sounds like a five finger discount to me

[ AKA stolen. Way to sound fishy as hell while announcing it to all and sundry, dude. ]

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[ghoulking]

They like imPorts quite a lot and always make our lives pretty easy. Being registered helps, but even unregistered imPorts get some perks.