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maskormenace2017-11-18 08:10 pm
bestpirate) wrote in maskormenace2017-11-18 08:10 pm
Fishy Business? [video]
ARGGHHHHHHHH!!! BLOODY HELLS!
[The video starts off pitch black but the audio keeps going until something crashes against the floor. Maybe it was a rod or something since it clattered against the floor with a loud clank. As one would suspect, the screaming continues along with the sound of water sloshing about during this unseen frenzy. Again, the video is still out. All anyone can hear is the frantic screaming of some bloke having a really rough morning.
Wait, is it morning? Might be more like mid afternoon since Jack here tends to oversleep sometimes. Nevertheless, anyone listening in can hear him swearing to the high heavens.]
These yellow-bellied festering codpieces turned me into a fish?!
[Another terrified scream erupts but this time the video finally sparks alive. Here's the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow screaming into his phone looking a little scaly around the gils. Yes, actual little gils along the sides of his neck that have a light dusting of black and orange scales over them. Where his ears were been replaced by long orange fins that fade into black. Everything else remains the same and he indeed looks "humanish" but what's that giant orange and black fin behind---oh. That's his tail. Jack is dangling out the side of the tub screaming into the phone. There's a flurry of soapy white bubbles and water flying all over the place as he tries to scramble out.]
Changemeback!Changemeback!Changemeback!Changemeback!
[The phone slips out of his hand and the video goes dead but you can still hear him hollering.]
It's the curse! The curse of Davy Jones!
[The video starts off pitch black but the audio keeps going until something crashes against the floor. Maybe it was a rod or something since it clattered against the floor with a loud clank. As one would suspect, the screaming continues along with the sound of water sloshing about during this unseen frenzy. Again, the video is still out. All anyone can hear is the frantic screaming of some bloke having a really rough morning.
Wait, is it morning? Might be more like mid afternoon since Jack here tends to oversleep sometimes. Nevertheless, anyone listening in can hear him swearing to the high heavens.]
These yellow-bellied festering codpieces turned me into a fish?!
[Another terrified scream erupts but this time the video finally sparks alive. Here's the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow screaming into his phone looking a little scaly around the gils. Yes, actual little gils along the sides of his neck that have a light dusting of black and orange scales over them. Where his ears were been replaced by long orange fins that fade into black. Everything else remains the same and he indeed looks "humanish" but what's that giant orange and black fin behind---oh. That's his tail. Jack is dangling out the side of the tub screaming into the phone. There's a flurry of soapy white bubbles and water flying all over the place as he tries to scramble out.]
Changemeback!Changemeback!Changemeback!Changemeback!
[The phone slips out of his hand and the video goes dead but you can still hear him hollering.]
It's the curse! The curse of Davy Jones!