Perhaps the natives have a lot of deep-seeded childhood traumas involving plants.

[Sorry Blue, he's very good at reading body language. It's supposed to be used for anticipating where to punch, but he's trying to branch out.] Because humanity has a nasty habit of destroying anything it doesn't understand. If some of them can be evil, why not all of them? They're just things, so that makes it extra easy for them.

[M is very rarely angry, and even now doesn't outwardly seem it, but his words are... ice cold.

And with a smirk, he thaws.]

My schedule's open. Whenever you want to lose, I'll send a Door your way.