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[oyaji]

[ Everyone, pay attention! Wild Tiger has a matter that needs attending to. Right now! It's important! ]

What Defense Department guy, sitting up there in his tower and his big defense office, is coming up with these jobs? [ The manila folder is clenched tightly between his fingers, his face growing red under his domino mask. ] I'm a Hero! Why isn't that our income source? I don't have time to work two jobs.

[ With a grimace, he raises the folder to give it another look through. ]

It's not even a job! It's—How is... [ Wait, hang on, he's forgotten already. He's gotta read it again. ] Hmm... Official DJ—Dad Joke? of Liger Clothing?

[ Sonuvabitch. He'll just stare into the distance thank you, blindsided and so damn confused. ]

My jokes are not daddish. They're gems! In fact, they shouldn't be taken for granite.

[ BAH HAH HAH! That was perfect! ]

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[oyaji]

[ See? Dad jokes bring everyone closer together! ]

Yeah, well, that's not what they gave me. [ He picks up the manila folder again. ] They put it in parentheses.

[eloquentness]

[ . . . ]

What does that even mean? [ Is he supposed to sit around and make Dad jokes all day... ]

[oyaji]

Like I know! I just got here...

[eloquentness]

Well, I'm sure they'll tell you when you show up. [ Hopefully. ] Unless, of course, you're not planning on it...?

[oyaji]

[ SIIIGH! It's a definite conflict in his mind. He will need money eventually. But a 9 to 5 job is sooo not Tiger's bag. He goes insane after an hour of paper shuffling. ]

I dunno. I haven't decided yet...

[eloquentness]

Fair, but I'm not exactly sure who'd sponsor the whole Hero thing here.

[ Not that she has any Experience in the matter, truthfully speaking... ]

Before you give up on the rock-solid job [ because she can't let the puns go ], check in with some of the others? See how they're handling it?

[oyaji]

[ W h i n e. ]

[eloquentness]

Hey, it builds character! [ Oh, hang on, she's got an Idea... ] And if you survive the first day, I'll write up a whole article on you.

[oyaji]

[ Wait what? ]

Yeah? You're a reporter?

[eloquentness]

Sure am! I'm more of a freelancer right now, but I usually pick up stories for Heropa Daily.

[ fingers crossed on her getting that permanent desk job in the near future!! ]