See, I'm here catering to everyone. I am breaking down boundaries and offering a hand backed by my years of experience making people care about things they don't want to care about. I'm talking subway goers who, when they see a new advertisement in their tunnels, they think about where they're going to draw a dick on it. Before I left PR, our last advertising campaign had a 25% decline in dick drawing and a 200% increase in interested parties reaching out to us.

[Ironically enough that's not a lie, but it's easier to have NYPD ads go over with just a text asking what they could do better than something with a face on it.]

You're already selling yourself short by not setting your clear lines of ownership. All these people here is you don't want their business and you don't care about their lives. A'ight, I don't care about them either, but I am willing to be so interesting they can't help but want to listen to me.