[Yeesh, way to make her job harder Riptide! She's actually going to give you a moment to sulk it out.]

In that case you're gonna want to go with the extreme pathetic loser route and hope he takes pity on you. Sell your devastation. Watch those animal cruelty prevention ads, the ones where Sarah Maclachlan comes to stab at your heart with her acoustic guitar? Copy that as your personal soundtrack.