i'm a dead pagan demigod. well, i'm atheist actually, but my dad's a pagan god, i mean. i'm immortally dead, already in my afterlife back home, which is ironically mostly a temporary gig until the end of the world.
i usually parcel my weirdness out sort of slowly, but you seem like a guy who gets right to the point, so. ta da! i'm a ancient magic zombie eternateen.
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i'm a dead pagan demigod. well, i'm atheist actually, but my dad's a pagan god, i mean. i'm immortally dead, already in my afterlife back home, which is ironically mostly a temporary gig until the end of the world.
i usually parcel my weirdness out sort of slowly, but you seem like a guy who gets right to the point, so. ta da! i'm a ancient magic zombie eternateen.