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I don't know, perhaps it's about the journey? Perhaps they like dark places that are tripping hazards and to them, that's fun? Like morons who go bungee-jumping. People often do extreme sports for dates and you can't tell me that a treasure hunt isn't ENTIRELY POSSIBLE as a serious date suggestion! And it's not about ONLY keeping half. It's about sharing what you have! It's about BEING A GOOD PARTNER.

And it's not a metaphor for sex, it's just a really awful date idea. Honestly.