[video] riddle, riddle on the wall

[riddleman]

[The man is dressed in a classy suit with green highlights, using needlessly dramatic lighting as he starts to talk, very master of ceremony.]

ImPorts and Very ImPortants!

[He turns the camera around to show a wall that he has artfully decorated with a word cloud. Yes, he has put a lot of work in.]



Some of you might have enjoyed the riddle page of the Heropan Post before. I've been architect of it for a few months now. You're welcome!

Yet here I come to you with a riddle that I can't ever seem to quite figure out by myself.

[The camera is turned around again and he can be seen slowly drawing a heart in the air with two fingers as he talks.]

I'm worthless to one but priceless to two. What am I?

I am love.

Wait! That's not the riddle that leaves me puzzled. It goes deeper. One of the few questions where I'm not certain of the answer yet. Whenever I think I know, I get thrown for a loop.

So.

What is love?

Or, should I ask, what is it to you?

Comments

[riddleman]

Actually, not a bad idea. It may say a lot about me that that thought made the concept of casual make-outs a lot more appealing. Not that they were a bad thought before, but still.

Questions add to everything.

[hondoyota]

I hope it works out for you two.

[riddleman]

Thank you for your help.

I actually mean that sincerely.

[hondoyota]

You're welcome.

So does that mean the casual make-out question session went well?

[riddleman]

I'm sure it would have.

But actually I organised a scavenger hunt for him and he followed it with great reluctance and a lot of complaint.

However, it turned out well enough ultimately.

[hondoyota]

You'll just have to train him that scavenger hunts are positive things. Blowjob for every successful step solved. That should do the trick in positive reinforcement quickly enough.

[riddleman]

I might have to go a bit slower with it than that, but I like the way you think. Personally I love to turn everything into a bit of a game when I can get away with it, it's just more fun that way.