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maskormenace2018-03-07 02:27 pm
ripstides) wrote in maskormenace2018-03-07 02:27 pm
ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ♆ i threaten the network with tahini and trash-flavored cabbages
[ when the feed comes on, there's nothing spectacularly special in the background. a vague cityscape. there's a young man with dark hair and sea-green eyes who somehow manages to sound serious and appear casual at the same time. ]
My name is Percy Jackson. [ boy, how many times has he said that in his life? too many. it feels like waaaay too many times. ] I’m from New York. And as much as I hate to be that guy that puts a personal ad up for everyone to see, I’m looking for some people.
One might even say a camp load of people. Maybe. I don’t know. Do people say that? [ percy, just…...stop. ] Okay, scratch that. Nobody in the history of the universe has ever said that.
[ he rolls his eyes, huffs a breath, and then presses on. like okay, i've got this. ]
I’m looking for one person. Does the name Annabeth Chase sound familiar to anyone? If it does (and she doesn't beat you to saying so), can you point me in the right direction? [ anyone that does know her may notice that he's wearing similarly fashioned camp beads around his neck. ]
One more thing before I go. It's only the most important question of your life. Humor me. [ he steps away for a second to grab something. two somethings. guess who has two hands and is now holding a little basket of onion rings in one and a little basket of french fries in the other? uh, this guy! yeah, he's kiiinda standing a ways back from the camera to manage this. ] French fries or onion rings? You can't say both. Both is cheating. Cheaters get hummus. Or brussels sprouts. [ he narrows his eyes. wait, no, hold on. he can think of something worse, like: ] Hummus and brussels sprouts.
[ he's totally going to eat both, but sure. solve the struggle. and for the record, no, it hasn't occurred to him to scroll a few entries back because fried deliciousness, that's why. ]]
My name is Percy Jackson. [ boy, how many times has he said that in his life? too many. it feels like waaaay too many times. ] I’m from New York. And as much as I hate to be that guy that puts a personal ad up for everyone to see, I’m looking for some people.
One might even say a camp load of people. Maybe. I don’t know. Do people say that? [ percy, just…...stop. ] Okay, scratch that. Nobody in the history of the universe has ever said that.
[ he rolls his eyes, huffs a breath, and then presses on. like okay, i've got this. ]
I’m looking for one person. Does the name Annabeth Chase sound familiar to anyone? If it does (and she doesn't beat you to saying so), can you point me in the right direction? [ anyone that does know her may notice that he's wearing similarly fashioned camp beads around his neck. ]
One more thing before I go. It's only the most important question of your life. Humor me. [ he steps away for a second to grab something. two somethings. guess who has two hands and is now holding a little basket of onion rings in one and a little basket of french fries in the other? uh, this guy! yeah, he's kiiinda standing a ways back from the camera to manage this. ] French fries or onion rings? You can't say both. Both is cheating. Cheaters get hummus. Or brussels sprouts. [ he narrows his eyes. wait, no, hold on. he can think of something worse, like: ] Hummus and brussels sprouts.
[ he's totally going to eat both, but sure. solve the struggle. and for the record, no, it hasn't occurred to him to scroll a few entries back because fried deliciousness, that's why. ]]