Joseph Joestar (
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maskormenace2014-08-06 10:16 pm
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01; Video... sort of.
[The video feed starts with the face of a young man looking... very confused at the phone in front of him. Squinting, almost. Soon followed by a...]
HELLO?
[...He is literally yelling into the communicator, and pressing it to his cheek. Entirely unnecessary, since this is a video post... But whatever. Say hello to Joseph's cheek, fellow users of the Network. This is all you get for the rest of the video.]
There's no receiver end on this thing, how am I supposed to know where to talk into! Or who I'm talking to?
[Yeah. You're getting one of these guys again. Sorry. He's from 1938. This has been a rough journey for the technologically inept.]
Whatever! I have to go back- it's really important. I'm going to be done for in six days if I don't get to Switzerland! It's a really long story but I don't have time for another adventure, I'm already in the middle of one right now. I don't want to hear any of those excuses I've already been told! I'm being really serious here! I should have memorized Lisa Lisa's phone number...
HELLO?
[...He is literally yelling into the communicator, and pressing it to his cheek. Entirely unnecessary, since this is a video post... But whatever. Say hello to Joseph's cheek, fellow users of the Network. This is all you get for the rest of the video.]
There's no receiver end on this thing, how am I supposed to know where to talk into! Or who I'm talking to?
[Yeah. You're getting one of these guys again. Sorry. He's from 1938. This has been a rough journey for the technologically inept.]
Whatever! I have to go back- it's really important. I'm going to be done for in six days if I don't get to Switzerland! It's a really long story but I don't have time for another adventure, I'm already in the middle of one right now. I don't want to hear any of those excuses I've already been told! I'm being really serious here! I should have memorized Lisa Lisa's phone number...
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Not really.
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That's right. You'll have to find your own job, independently of what the government has assigned you. But many here have made that choice; and many will empathize if you decide to make it yourself.
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[Because this guy kind of just stuck his folder in his back pocket and never looked at it.]
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[oh boy.]
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[You mean the one he's digging out of his pocket right now? The one that was hastily folded into fours, and thus wrinkling every paper within it? That one?]
Oh. This one.
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Y-yes. You should take better care of it. There's some interesting information in there; your assigned job, like I said, but also if you've been assigned any new powers you didn't possess before.
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Assigned job... Let me see... "Self-defense instructor". Ha! Did they pick the wrong person for that!