maskormenace | 01; Video... sort of.

[The video feed starts with the face of a young man looking... very confused at the phone in front of him. Squinting, almost. Soon followed by a...]

HELLO?

[...He is literally yelling into the communicator, and pressing it to his cheek. Entirely unnecessary, since this is a video post... But whatever. Say hello to Joseph's cheek, fellow users of the Network. This is all you get for the rest of the video.]

There's no receiver end on this thing, how am I supposed to know where to talk into! Or who I'm talking to?

[Yeah. You're getting one of these guys again. Sorry. He's from 1938. This has been a rough journey for the technologically inept.]

Whatever! I have to go back- it's really important. I'm going to be done for in six days if I don't get to Switzerland! It's a really long story but I don't have time for another adventure, I'm already in the middle of one right now. I don't want to hear any of those excuses I've already been told! I'm being really serious here! I should have memorized Lisa Lisa's phone number...

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What's "classic rock"?

No, they aren't. Thankfully. I really wouldn't want to go one-on-one with all of those guys if I can help it.

Are you joking?

[ does he know more about pop culture than someone?? ]

What are you going to do about it if they show up?

That'd be a really bad joke, if I was.

Uh... Guess I'd have to kill them.

Edited 2014-08-30 04:22 (UTC)

It's music. With guitars, and drums. Ask in any music store, they'll find you some.

Can you do that?

Music store... Huh, okay.

I don't know, honestly. But I'd have to try! I don't know what kind of messed up murder sprees they'd go on if no one stopped then.

If they show up, ask for help.

[ AND THEN DEREK HANGS UP, like he didn't just offer vaguely hypocritical advice ]

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