[ well. all that does sound fake as hell, but it's not the kid's fault if he got taken in by a charlatan. these things happen. it's usually loki's fault, but they do happen.

in any case, as much as Surtur is... Surtur, ]

Oh, no, Surtur was quite helpful. Explained the whole deal with Ragnarok, and my father, and managed to kill my sister, which was worth the whole... blowing up the planet, thing. He did his job a lot better than I thought he would.