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Oct. 12th, 2017 06:14 pm
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[Nikolai's put effort into this; no shitty chatspeak, and he's tried to hide who this is. But he'll likely out himself, eventually.]

How would you deal with those from an alternate timeline of your world?

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Oct. 3rd, 2017 01:54 am
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[the video starts in a kitchen at some sort of restaurant, at the floor until this angel maxie here slaps the communicator on a counter. he looks like he usually does only in an apron. he is not pleased.

behind him a big fluffy camel thing with volcano back is kind of lounging lazily around. someone should probably explain pokemon don't belong in the kitchen!! maxie!!

he takes a deep breath before speaking, testily.]
I'm on this network to inquire what 'yakitori house' is. Or are. And why they require.... 'hotties.'

[a sign in the background proclaims this HOTTIES WITH STICKS YAKITORI HOUSE.

maxie sighs, leaning back on what is obviously a hot stove. his palm makes full contact and he doesn't blink, just leaves it there. the camerupt sort of lifts it's head as it notices this and maxie apparently doesn't.]


Cooking I understand, it's formulaic. A challenge I, Maxie, will rise to, if need be. When in Johto- [the camerupt makes a mildly distressed sound and maxie turns to it, brow raised.] What is it? I know very well you're not hungry, don't try that on me.

[camerupt makes more sounds please save it's trainer from himself dear god.]
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[When the feed opens, Niko's at a beach of some kind, probably the one near Heropa, and - there's a dog sitting beside him? Either way, he looks thoughtful.] ..... I think I should learn some better defence or something. My pokemon aren't weak, but getting them out of the 'ball takes time. I refuse to be helpless if anything happens again, and one of my housemates nearly shanked me once with a knife already for a harmless shove.

[He glances to the side with a scowl, hand fisting. There's more to that story, but he does not want to think about it.] Aw, whatever. While I'm at it, any of you weaklings from home wanna be of some use? Pitting my pokemon against each other's getting boring, fast. The new trainers can join in too. I'm not gonna be picky.
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Has anyone seen Archie? [Nikolai, you're jetlagged. And, from what can be seen other than one furious teenager, somewhere in Heropa.]

That Furret of a coward had the gall to go and steal my pokemon! [Language, Niko. Language.] Took the 'balls right off my belt - all three o'them - then ran away to go hide like some useless spineless coward of a 'goon that's not even good for anything!  

Hmph. Think what you will about pokemon here, but they are classed as property in my world. He stole what's mine, and I want it back. Now. And no, I can't summon them back. I tried that already.

((OOC: Niko will be getting them back in three days, but we don't know how.))
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[Right now, text is easy to hide behind, though his spelling etc isn't the best, and he's liable to slip completely into chatspeak. To make matters worse, he hasn't actually slept at all since the night before last. There's a lot of stuff he'd really, really like to forget, thank you very much. And, he doesn't trust his voice.]

teh Ho-ohfuck is w/the world? Is that normal?

Yea, we got violense bt nthing lik that. ppl don't stab ppl.

who eles cmes from wrlds whr teh level of voilense wasn't like lst nit? [He wants to go home. Where the world makes Sense, and people don't do that stuff because, well, they just don't. Kids' Video Game Logic meets Real World Logic FTW?]

((OOC: Let me know if you'd rather handwave the chatspeak/spelling/grammar stuff!))
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[The feed opens up to a redhead teen tossing a red-and-white ball up and down with one hand. He's around the Heropa housing, numbers one and two to be exact.

Meaning he's probably just arrived.
]

Hmph. 'S about time someone saw I'm the Hero. [That is the biggest smirk in the history of them, that then twists into a nasty scowl.] Yet, two of my pokemon - including my sneasel- are missing, and no 'powers' will make up for that.

[Pot calling kettle black here, Niko.] Whatever. I can just replace the weaklings. There's gotta be pokemon around here; what kind of place doesn't have them? Where are they? Outside this Heropa?

Same with feeding. I doubt the local meat and blood's going to be enough for active battlers, never mind a Ghost-type. [By now the ball's in a tight, angry grip. Feeding his 'mons normally isn't an issue, what with most of them being predators and carnivores (save for berries etc because game mechanics), but now... Hmph. His haunter will just have to deal with it.

How long his attempt at being polite/civil lasts is anyone's guess, though given he wants to keep that Registered Hero Status because Perks... he'll at least try.
]

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