Hey, Network. I didn’t mean to go so long without posting, but it’s been, uh, a while-- [ --since shortly before he was unmasked on the network by Tony Stark’s evil alternate universe counterpart, actually. THANKS FOR THAT, BUDDY.
In deference to the new status quo, Peter is wearing one of his usual button-downs with the sleeves rolled up, but with the collar unbuttoned enough that the red of his costume peeks through. Baby steps! ]
If we haven’t met, I’m Peter Parker, also known as [ cough ]
Spider-Man, and I’ve been here for a few years now, so if you’re new and have questions about how to manage this whole kidnapped-to-another-universe thing, I can try to field them. Not that you can’t ask if you’re not new, but anyway.
I've got two announcements to make--sort of a good news, bad news kind of thing. [ Clasping his hands together: ]
First, the good news! As some of you saw on a recent Majority Report, I'm going to be working with Kanaya Maryam, Norman Osborn, and Revan on our new venture to provide costumes and equipment to the superheroic masses. I'm really excited to be working with the team, and I want to thank Kanaya and Normie for bringing me on. Details at the link below, etcetera, etcetera. [ There's an attached link which will take the curious onlooker or potential client to the project's website. ]
For the record, I'm signing on as one of the tech-heads. My job is to do everything in my power to help you use your
powers most effectively and then get home safely. I've been advised in the strongest possible terms that I'm not allowed to give fashion advice under the auspices of the company--[ He may be slightly grumpy about this. His costume's a classic, Kanaya!!! ]
--so for that you'll have to ask Kanaya. ( cut for spider-man brand motormouthery(tm) )