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[glitterateur]

SUMMERWEEN SALE!!!

HEY EVERYBODY the candy store in heropa is having a HUGE SALE this weekend!! we're clearing out a bunch of inventory to make room for the stuff next month so there are AWESOME deals!! you could buy a ton of suckers or gummy worms for like no money right now, how cool is that?? and imports get extra percent off!

PLUS!! if you mention that MABEL sent you (me, mabel pines!) or that you're a friend of WADDLES then you also get a neat free gift! and also if enough people say my name then i might get a bonus which would super help me afford the giant hamster ball i want

so please come to heropa and buy candy

thank you ♥!!

Comments

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[tooscience]

GIVE ME THE GIFT, HALF-APE!

[glitterateur]

Hi science dinosaur!!! do you want the gift even if it's not crystals?

[tooscience]

YES, GIVE IT TO ME!

[glitterateur]

Ooookay!

but you're gonna have to buy some candy first

[tooscience]

I DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR STUPID CANDY.

[glitterateur]

We have rock candy though! which is LIKE crystals.

and maybe you can put it on a credit card if you don't want to pay for it now!! they gave you one of those right

[tooscience]

THOSE AREN'T CRYSTALS. YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE IT TO ME.

[glitterateur]

That's not how friendship works science dinosaur

[tooscience]

YES IT IS. YOU GIVE ME THINGS AND I PRETEND WE'RE FRIENDS.

[glitterateur]

We are going to form a meaningful a friendship connection based on common interests and experiences!!

then i'll give you things because sharing IS caring

[tooscience]

YOU SHOULD GIVE ME THINGS NOW.

[glitterateur]

I'll give you TWO gifts if you tell me what your favorite color is and which science word you love most!

[tooscience]

RED LIKE THE BLOOD OF MAMMALS. YOUR PRIMITIVE GRUNTS AREN'T LIKABLE ENOUGH TO HAVE A FAVORITE.

[glitterateur]

I'm going to assume that means your favorite science word is centrifugal. good choice!! and red is really close to pink which is MY favorite color so nice going there

i'll send your your gifts and a candy sampler!! [She doesn't really think he'll enjoy the PEX dispensers with the eagle and Ben Franklin heads, but she isn't going to argue.]

[tooscience]

YES GOOD!