02 | Voice

[outlawrain]

Hey, y'know, I've been thinkin' about this for a while. I've been workin' with dogs for a while and I was kinda curious here who owns 'em and who likes 'em.

Cause I was thinkin'! What if we had a group where we met up each month to spend time with the canines? So long as they're well trained! We could get treats and toys to share... that'd be cool, right? I think so!

And if y'needed help trainin' them, look no further! I'm the best there is! Love the guys more than anythin' else!

Comments

[tooscience]

Why would anyone like those butt sniffing meat-pests. They're useless!

[outlawrain]

Lots of people like them! Especially me! They ain't useless! They're the best!

[tooscience]

I think you mean worst, mammal!

[outlawrain]

I know what I mean! They're great! Y'clearly haven't even spent time with one!

[tooscience]

I don't need to spend time with one to know they're all idiots.

[outlawrain]

That'd be like someone callin' you stupid and not even knowin' you!

[tooscience]

Except I'm right and they're wrong!

[outlawrain]

No, y'ain't right! It's your opinion and it's dumb at that!

[tooscience]

Wrong, mammal!

[outlawrain]

No, you're the wrong one! Don't you come here talkin' about dogs like that! Didn't ask for your damn opinion!

[tooscience]

Wrong again! You asked for everyone's opinion!

[outlawrain]

Nu-uh! I asked if we should meet up with dogs! Not if y'hate dogs! I ain't that stupid!

[tooscience]

Hah! Short-memoried mammal, you asked who liked them!

[outlawrain]

Didn't ask what yer opinion was on them! I was lookin' for people who liked 'em! So you're still wrong, asshole!

[tooscience]

I am not the wrong one here, mammal! I answered the question and informed you of your idiocy for liking them! Fact!

[outlawrain]

[Normally Moses would like to keep fighting but this is even too stupid for him.]

Y'know what?! You can be the stupid one all by yerself! I ain't talkin' to you no more!

[And he just hangs up. Cry all you want about dogs, sir.]