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〈 MM 〉npcs ([personal profile] mmnpcs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-05-26 04:48 pm

URGENT BULLETIN. BACKDATED TO 5/25.

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ATTENTION IMPORTS!


After recent events, effective in June we are implementing the following new security measures:

As of June 1st 2015, all imPorts, Registered, Unsettled or otherwise, will not require prior permission from the United States government to travel abroad and instead will be able to utilize their tattoos as passports. When imPorts are to check in at the airport, they will be required to do so under a special censor designated for them and cooperate with airport security. Unregistered imPorts will not be considered an American citizen if they are to travel out of the country, and as such are strongly advised to behave themselves while in another country's jurisdiction if at their own risk they are leaving American soil and protection. Should any imPort who is not Registered find themselves in legal trouble outside American borders, they will be subjected to the extent of the law as the foreign country sees fit. Any imPort who is out of the US for two weeks or more, however, will have their statuses altered and considered AWOL.

In order to encourage and foster better communications between law enforcement and imPorts, effective immediately the Federal Government is granting official charge of handling Unsettled vigilantism to Registered imPorts in the hopes of curbing this behavior for the time being. Local authorities will also continue to make steps to allow for accessible employment and opportunities to advance for imPorts working within law enforcement or similar occupations, including allowing those imPorts to form their own committees.

As many imPorts are aware, your local imPort Ambassadors have received funding for imPort-specific training facilities in their respective cities. We encourage imPorts to take full advantage of these facilities in order to help them understand their brand new powers and practice combative and defensive techniques. We would like to encourage those with military backgrounds to assist in this venture, as well as having them cover information on duck and cover methods and fallout shelters.

As of Wednesday evening, former imPort Affairs Liaison Captain Parc Holiday will be released from psychiatric care and returning to his home. He will not be returning to his post in Cape Canaveral. Due to his fragile condition, he will also not be accepting visitors. Should anyone wish to get in contact with him they are requested to wait an appropriate period of time to allow him to settle back into his home.

- L. Chases
Secretary of Defense
selfequipped: (i giiiiiiiiiiive up)

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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-26 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Great job there, government, encouraging imPort on imPort fighting and behavior.

I'm surprised it took you this long.

[She also feels unfortunately prophetic.]
glitchinthesystem: (hmmm)

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[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-26 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, none of this news bothers him. He's already registered so no real loss for him. Just perks.

All the perks.]


I think I'm gonna go to.... [And there's a sound of something hitting the wall. He's throwing darts at a map.]

Paris. I'm totally going to Paris.
Edited 2015-05-26 23:21 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nakatsu 2015-05-27 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Paris... That'd be cool. [Nakatsu's staring into the distance.]

For me, I think I'll go to Madrid.
glitchinthesystem: (that doesn't sound good)

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[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-27 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Really? What do you think Madrid's like this time of year?

[ What is Madrid like?

He's adding that to the list. ]
Edited 2015-05-27 00:16 (UTC)
nakatsu: (i'm awesome)

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[personal profile] nakatsu 2015-05-27 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hot, probably. [It's always hot in Spain, right?]

I want to see some soccer!
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[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-27 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Soccer?

Oh, right, that game...with a ball...that you kick or something.

[Casually tossing another dart.]
nakatsu: (eeehhhhh)

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[personal profile] nakatsu 2015-05-27 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Eh?! Why do so many people not know about soccer!?

They play it in France too, you know! You could see a game.
glitchinthesystem: (my eye on you)

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[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-27 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I come from a place where the fucking world ended. Forgive me, if I don't really know a thing. [All said completely sarcastically.]
nakatsu: (you! you!)

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[personal profile] nakatsu 2015-05-27 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
So take the chance now to see it! It's a really cool game!
glitchinthesystem: (hmmm)

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[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-29 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Adding it to the list as we speak.
nakatsu: (:3)

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[personal profile] nakatsu 2015-05-31 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! You should go to Japan, too! That's where I'm from.
glitchinthesystem: (hmmm)

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[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-06-01 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Japan...riiiiight, Japan. Mark that down right on the list. Any place specific?
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[personal profile] 112ounces 2015-05-26 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
When we travel abroad, are there any countries the government desnt want us to go? Like Russia?
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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2015-05-27 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Can someone explain what 'duck and cover' and 'fallout shelter' are?
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[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-27 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
If the first is what i think it is, it's something you tell kids if there's going to be a nuclear strike. Duck under your desk, cover your head and you'll be safe from total annihilation.

Fallout shelter, well, that's where you go for when the bombs DO drop. Supposed to protect you from how devastating nuclear bombs are.

First doesn't work. Second might work if it's way, way, way, deep in the earth. Otherwise, dead.
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[personal profile] saudadist 2015-05-27 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So instead of do their jobs and reduce the need for vigilantes in the first place, they just want us to fight each other.

Typical humans.