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Because the universe has piled us into this place, where things just happen, usually when you're trying to deal with all kinds of other things that just happened, piled on top of a sundae of people you love getting afflicted with stuff and people you like disappearing, which is of course topped with the Big Brother is watching you cherry, I would really like to suggest some kind of 4th of July cookout.

And you know it's bad when I am suggesting a 4th of July cookout. But whatever, if it rains I'll work up some spell to move it around or someone who can manipulate weather, if they want to help, they can do that, and we can get a big projector somehow and play really classic old movies from the thirties or something and I'll....make fireworks. Plus food.

I'm just starting to find this all oppressively oppressive and I'm not a...party person, I guess, but I figure this is probably easy enough, right?

If I'm wrong don't correct me.

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Alright, but what kinda food.....

[ Arm on the table like he's leaning over a bar, complete with a little squint for good measure. ]

This sounds like a good idea and all, even if I got no idea what's so special about that day, but ya gotta make sure you're tendin' to everyone's needs, right?

[ Cookouts aren't something he's ever heard of, hence why he deems it perfectly appropriate to serve his particular preference of broth and noodles. Don't let him down, dude. ]