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[ At first, it's difficult to tell how the video is being shot. It almost looks like Jinseok is just standing normally, with the camera held at an arms length away from him... Only both his hands are on screen--one stroking a... wall? no, that's someone's shirt over their stomach--and his hair is doing some anti-gravity stuff? He appears to be laying down in someone's lap, judging by the way he pulls their hand down to fuss with their fingers while he talks into the lens. ]

I went to Seoul as part of the diplomatic party. Of course they would send someone like Jinseok Jin there to the place I was born. Is there a better diplomat to talk to all of South Korea? Definitely none who are as handsome.

But, see this? [ He holds up a card, one from a world that certainly isn't this one. It has his photo on it. ] My government ID, when I was still at home. It is a nice photo, right? Of course it is, I had my hair and makeup done that day. But, see this part? [ Date of birth... 2014.12.3. ] December 3rd, 2014. I was born then, and this year I would be 2.

So, I went back to the place I grew up. In Gangnam, it was that place, in a big house that was bigger and better than all the ones around it. Inside it? I thought there would be a small toddler me, and he would like to see what a handsome man he ends up becoming. I wanted to see it again, that house. But everything in Korea is different now. My inheritance--those companies that my parents were going to leave to me--they don't exist? And my house, the best one in Seoul, it wasn't there. What kind of Korea is a Korea without a Jin family? Aaa, I wanted to see a small, knee-high Jinseok.

Instead, the land where my house used to be, I will have to buy it out, and I'll build my house on top of it, exactly how it used to be.

[ Though he's got no plans to live in it, and no plans to let anyone else live in it, either.

He stops to play with the fingers in his hand that aren't his, making them frame his face with him. ]

It has been a while since there has been a video from me, isn't that right? Yes, it's right. I am Jinseok Jin, imPort Spokesperson. I am the words for all of you, and you should be thankful to me for enriching your lives.

That is all to say from me. [ He looks off the screen, reaching up a hand to touch something. ] You can turn it off now, beautiful Junseo.

The other button. That one. The red o--

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imPort Spokesperson? What's that mean? Besides "being the words for all of us".

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It means I help beautiful people get what they want.

[ Not you though, ugly person. You can be Ramir's problem. ]

[leonized]

The beautiful part is actually a part of your job description? Weird.

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Of course. Look at me, you think the government would put me in with the ugly people? That is cruel to me.

[leonized]

[. . .

Well, he was good looking. Not that he'd say that.]

They gave me a job I wasn't suited to, so I don't think they care about being cruel.

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Maybe they are punishing you.

[ You know, for being so ugly. ]

[leonized]

[He isn't that ugly.]

Or they just have a weird sense of humor.

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[ A true godzilla man. ]

My theory is better.

[leonized]

So you know all the bad things I've done now?

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Right now you are being bad to my eyes.

[leonized]

Huh? You saying I'm an eyesore?

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Yes yes, that's what I'm saying.

[leonized]

[Whatever he knows he's sexy— okay not really, and a comment like that actually stung, although he wouldn't let that on.]

Too bad, you'll just have to deal with me.

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Could it be you are too enamored with me to let me go? It's okay, I am used to it.

[ He hears what he wants to hear, okay. ]

[leonized]

Really? And people stay enamored when you open your mouth?

[It's not really a yes or a no, but he wasn't going to answer that anyways.]

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[ No... ]

Of course. The inside of my mouth is just as nice as the outside.

[leonized]

[....??????? What does that even mean?]

Not what I meant.

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You will never make it in there. It is reserved for beautiful people only.

[ Gross, Jinseok. ]

[leonized]

[Is he blushing?? He might be blushing, even though this is, indeed, gross.]

Do you just make everything about yourself or what?

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What else would I make it about?

[leonized]

You totally missed what I was talking about.

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[ Shamelessly, yes. ]

It probably wasn't important.

[leonized]

[Well he meant to insult him so maybe it was better to gloss over it if he felt like being nice?? Not like this guy was being nice to him.]

It wasn't, but the way you took it was still really weird.

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But it wasn't important, so there was no point in taking it any other way.

[leonized]

I don't want anything to do with your mouth.

[He mostly just wanted to make that clear!!!]