text; ID is Agito

[akito]

[ today, agito has learned two very important facts: 1) ducklings are stupid and imprint on things way too quickly, and 2) that birds cannot reverse-imprint on things. ]


Oi
What the fuck do you name a couple of ducks?
Like
2 ducks.

'Peking' has already been vetoed

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[radioclub_jp]

"Thing 1" and "Thing 2" maybe?

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[akito]

Akito already claimed one is Goose so it'd be fucking dumb to have just one Thing.

[radioclub_jp]

Ooh, then how about "Duck Duck" for the other one?

(& who's Akito?)

[akito]

[ oh shit that's... he actually likes that. since it would also kind of match with his cat named Cat... ]

That's not too shitty.

My twin

[radioclub_jp]

Great! Are you going to post pictures? They sound cute~ (◠▽◠✿)

That's lucky, though, having family here

[akito]

Not on this fucking network.

It'd be luckier if he was still safe at home.

[radioclub_jp]

[...ah]

Well, yeah, there is that
but I'm sure you'd miss him if he was, right?

[akito]

No shit.
Still doesn't mean I want him trapped here

[radioclub_jp]

... This may sound like a stupid question, so excuse me in advance but
is it really so bad, being here?
There's the war and all, I know that, but it doesn't sound like anybody's really been forced to fight.
I thought we had it pretty good, personally, especially considering we're not even citizens of this planet.

[akito]

You're either new or a complete fucking idiot.

It's actually peaceful back home for the first fucking time
So of course before we can really enjoy it we get dragged in to fight someone else's war.

Even if we're not forced it's not like you can just sit on your ass when bastards are shooting people down around you.

You wanna learn anything else you can go ask someone else. This post is about ducks, not some random bitch's curiosity