text; ID is Agito

[akito]

[ today, agito has learned two very important facts: 1) ducklings are stupid and imprint on things way too quickly, and 2) that birds cannot reverse-imprint on things. ]


Oi
What the fuck do you name a couple of ducks?
Like
2 ducks.

'Peking' has already been vetoed

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[wasnever]

Motherducker.

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[akito]

Too long.
But MoDu for short could work.

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[wasnever]

Guess that works. Might be funny if people don't know what it stands for until you tell them.

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[akito]

My internet followers would probably figure it out too fast to make it fun.

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[fridgeflower]

Donald and Daisy?

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[akito]

Boring.
Plus we're looking for gender-neutral ones since it's not like we can tell after half a day what the fuck they are

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[fridgeflower]

Yeah. Kind of difficult to tell with birds.
Markie and Mayhem?
Billie and Jean?
Apple and Pear?

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[akito]

Roast
Foie Gras
Nugget
Ripe Egg
Bob Sapp

Akito likes Billie.

[kendo_taisho]

Nero and Archie?
Dalziel and Pascoe?
Solomon and Lord?
Poirot and Hastings? [No one will get these references, Heiji.]

I dunno, I couldn't even name my chicken. [Not true. He could have, he just didn't want to. He hates it.]

[akito]

Detective fanboy?

[ he is vaguely familiar with some of the names, since growing up SWAT means lots of crime mystery buffs are around. and what's wrong with a chicken chickens are cool. agito'd totally name it 'nugget'. ]

Name it Nugget.

[kendo_taisho]

Enthusiast. And a detective, myself.

[Yes, very much a fanboy, and he's thrilled that someone else recognized the names.

And chickens are cool up until they're the size of a child and a complete menace aside.]

Eh, friend of mine named it Osita. Doesn't help yer duck problem any either.

[akito]

I'm not.

[ he'll take sports manga over detective stuff any day. ]

If I can't figure out decent names I can just call em Duck 1 and Duck 2. I doubt they'd give a shit

[driftsintobuffetline]

Name one Aflac

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[akito]

What the fuck is an aflac

like 5 mins later after he has gained this wonderful bit of info

[akito]

No.

[driftsintobuffetline]

D=

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[tuxedo_magician]

I usually base the names of some of my doves on their personality.

[ Kaito, you have a dove named Shiro. ]

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[akito]

Since when do doves have personalities

These fuckers aren't even a day old. If they have any personalities already they'd be weirder than the entire import population

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[tuxedo_magician]

You'd be surprised. I have one that like so show off, another that just likes to chill and then there's the one tends to nest in my hair.

I don't name them right away... but if you observe them for a few days I'm sure you'll notice some sort of quirk.

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[radioclub_jp]

"Thing 1" and "Thing 2" maybe?

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[akito]

Akito already claimed one is Goose so it'd be fucking dumb to have just one Thing.

[radioclub_jp]

Ooh, then how about "Duck Duck" for the other one?

(& who's Akito?)

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

quackers and flap!

100% guaranteed best duck names right there

[akito]

Already picked out Goose for one.
Flapjack could work for the second though. When it's being a shit I can call it Jackass.

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

aren't you worried that naming a duck goose is gonna give them identity issues?! they'll grow up all confused!

also pls be nice to your duckies and don't call them stuff like that （●´･△･｀）