text; ID is Agito

[akito]

[ today, agito has learned two very important facts: 1) ducklings are stupid and imprint on things way too quickly, and 2) that birds cannot reverse-imprint on things. ]


Oi
What the fuck do you name a couple of ducks?
Like
2 ducks.

'Peking' has already been vetoed

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[akito]

Yeah.

Dunno how smart ducks are. Maybe I can train them to shit on people I hate when they get older.

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[tuxedo_magician]

[ .... not what he was expecting, but hey. ]

I can probably give you some tips and tricks if you want.

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[akito]

No.
If I keep them around long enough to train it'll be more entertaining to figure it out by myself

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[tuxedo_magician]

I never thought of it that way. My Dad taught me a lot of his tricks for the birds when I little. I guess I did add some of my own, now that I think about it.

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[akito]

[ ick, fathers. he still is trying to get over his. ]

My old bastard only taught me his tricks for incapacitating people when I was little. It helped out a lot more than if he taught me bullshit about birds.

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[tuxedo_magician]

[ What do you even say to that? ]

Mine had been a world-famous magician, so that's why he taught me.

That and I planned on following in his footsteps when I got older.

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[akito]

Rabbits out of hats and random doves from nowhere type of magician?

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[tuxedo_magician]

Doves out of nowhere, sure, but no rabbits out of the hats. Dad was more into illusions.