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Sam Merlotte ([personal profile] shifting) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-06-05 02:34 pm

Video;

[ Sam is wearing one hell of a grin as he makes sure his video is steady. He backs up, and in view behind him is a small pick-up truck with a high cap over the bed. It may have once been powder-blue, but those days are clearly well behind it.

But hey, it has tires. Honest to god tires.
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It was hard enough findin' one that doesn't hover, but throw stick-shift in the mix and you'd think I was askin' to buy the first printing press. [ his grin widens. ] Hell, I feel like a hunter showin' off a trophy.

But bein' able to avoid public transportation? Or just go campin'? That's priceless.

She's gonna need a name though, for good luck. [ Sam levels a playfully serious look on the camera. ] Can't go drivin' a cursed truck. So, any suggestions?
boobwindow: (... okay there)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-05 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Doc. Please.

[ She can't punch every problem for you!! ]
Edited 2016-06-05 23:18 (UTC)
slightlyoffchilt: (Sarcasm.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Power Girl -- hello. Is, ah, everything all right?
boobwindow: (excuse you)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Peachy, but I don't want to have to start looking out for a pick-up truck stalking you around your workplace.
slightlyoffchilt: (Vantage.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't blame you. I'd fear for the health of my vision looking at that eyesore, too.
boobwindow: (who invited the hal fan over)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't make my job hard for me.

And don't make your own life harder either. I know you've got a mouth on you.
slightlyoffchilt: (Habromania.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I daresay Mr. Merlotte has tangled with more aggressive mouths than mine. Don't you agree?
boobwindow: (sorry i gotta go bye)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know the guy.

[ Except for his tastes in automobiles now. ]

Could you at least be a little careful, Doc?
slightlyoffchilt: (Extant.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Merlotte is more bark than bite, I assure you. [A beat.] He and I simply didn't get off on the right foot, it isn't anything dire.

I promise.
boobwindow: (paul kupperberg what's good?)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
You really know how to charm people, don't you?
slightlyoffchilt: (Perfidy.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
He had been flirtatious with Raina! What was I to do? Deny his scallywag sensibilities?

[It's obviously more nuanced than that, but how often does Chilton get to say "scallywag", why complicate the matter?]
boobwindow: (sufficiently awkward)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh my god. ]

Men. Can't you ever settle anything nicely?
slightlyoffchilt: (Coterie.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Very, very rarely. [He clears his throat.] But I do appreciate your efficiency, Power Girl. I've not been attacked since requesting your protection.

[A+ reviews from Chilton!]
boobwindow: (ehhh)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ He better leave a good Yelp review! ]

That's good to know. I don't want to have to carry you everywhere.
slightlyoffchilt: (Stolid.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
But you're so strong.
boobwindow: (mystery of the waist part two of ???)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Don't get any ideas.
slightlyoffchilt: (Atavistic.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
So strong and so kind.
boobwindow: (i will crush your testicles)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
But not above booting your own ass if you make this hard on me.
slightlyoffchilt: (Cabotin.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Have you seen how nice I'm being to him since your reprimand?
boobwindow: (okai bybyby)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're not getting a gold star for it, but thank you.
slightlyoffchilt: (Entreat.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, Power Girl.

In the meanwhile -- have you given much thought to the upcoming Ambassador Elections? That was something of an upheaval.
boobwindow: (girl please nobody's that gay)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ A beat. ]

I try not to get deeply involved with politics, though we could use strong leadership again.
slightlyoffchilt: (Inquiry.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm quite fond of Petyr Baelish for Maurtia Falls. Haven't decided upon De Chima, yet. May I inquire your opinion?
boobwindow: (send me home doc)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't taken a good look at who the candidates are.

[ Peej... stay informed... ]
slightlyoffchilt: (Taciturn.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-06-06 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well. You have time.





I would recommend Baelish, of course.
boobwindow: (tentacles are not my kink)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-06-06 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep a close eye on it.

What do you like about Baelish? I think his only competition is a... dog. Some kind of dog.

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