admemoriam: (don't need no halloween)
ɴᴏᴀʜ ☂ ᴄᴢᴇʀɴʏ ([personal profile] admemoriam) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-06-08 10:48 am

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[The video comes on, just a bit crooked, to show a scrawny teenager sitting in tall grass. He gives the camera a business-like nod, and then holds up a piece of paper, covered in blocky, red writing, to the lens.]

This is my bucket list.

[Self-explanatory, from the title.]

Who can help me with any of it? [He tilts it back to scan the list again.] Like, I'm pretty sure fireworks will be pretty easy, but I don't really know where to find a red panda. [A little nose wrinkle.] ... Or a volcano.

[That's it. That's the broadcast. He gives the camera a boyish smile and a thumbs up.]
superposition: (And why?)

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[personal profile] superposition 2016-06-08 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're likely to have a bit of trouble with number 7, I'm afraid. They're endangered.
superposition: ((you're not the boss of me))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-06-11 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Vulnerable, sorry. Actually, chinchillas are the ones that are critically endangered. Either way, stick with cats and dogs if you need something to pet.
superposition: (For idle hands to do)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-06-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
... Well, now you're just getting a bit weird.
superposition: ((tight-lipped))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-06-26 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you are. I'm sure it's nothing at all to do with item #1.

[You are, after all, a teenage boy. They are not exactly known for their good decision-making skills. Source: was once a teenage boy himself.]

Just be sure you don't get carried away, all right? Last thing you want is the panda pressing charges.
superposition: (The devil will find work)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-06-30 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[snerk.] Well, all right, then.