1st Night | Video

[aboveand]

[Greetings, MoM. Fresh meat here. Here is one (1) Terry McGinnis, dressed in his usual black t-shirt and brown jacket with the large grey stripes on the arms. He seems... panicked.]

Look, I have lots of questions and things to say about being kidnapped and brought to some kind of parallel universe or something, and I'll get to all of them in a moment, but more important right now--

[Terry quickly pans the camera to the other side of the room, where a large, black Great Dane has backed himself into a corner...on the ceiling. The dog seems uncertain about his unusual situation, but isn't distressed.]

How do I get my boss' dog off the ceiling?!

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[aggressiveapathy]

What did you do?

[aboveand]

I didn't do anything!

[aggressiveapathy]

You fed him magnets or glue or something. Didn't you.

[aboveand]

Why would I--[Wait.]--Glue?! How would feeding him glue get him up there?!

[Ace yawns at the commotion and lays down mid-air.]

[aggressiveapathy]

I'm not the criminal mastermind here.

[aboveand]

This is Bruce Wayne's dog! Do you know what kind of death wish you have to have to even think about hurting his dog!?

[aggressiveapathy]

Is that dog from Gotham?

[aboveand]

Yeah.

[A beat.]

And so am I. Thanks for asking.

[aggressiveapathy]

So the dog's probably, like, a crime lord.

[aboveand]

Wait, what?! Bruce Wayne already owns like half of Gotham! Legally! His family's been here forever. Why would his dog be a crime lord?

[aggressiveapathy]

Because those are what come from Gotham.

[aboveand]

[Terry opens his mouth to rebut, only to pause and close it again when he really can't come up with anything.

Give him a moment....]

Not everyone in Gotham's a crime lord. We just... have a slightly higher proportion of lunatics than other places.

[Yup, that's the best he can do.]

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm. And the dog's only slightly acting weird.

[aboveand]

Well, I mean the floating is super weird but otherwise he's the same old Ace.

[Speaking of, he yawns again. Clearly the accusations of supervillainy haven't affected him one lick.]

[aggressiveapathy]

Dogs don't usually come through.

Unless they're special to start.

[aboveand]

[Well... He is the former Batman's dog. That counts as special, right?]

He's just a great dane mix! My boss found him back when he was a puppy and he looks after the old guy--in that completely normal guard dog way.