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[tridentity]

[She didn’t exactly read the pamphlet that was given to her, but after hearing the explanation in the car about how to use the communicator she thought she’d try it out while she’s waiting for her food in downtown Heropa. She's still not sure about how the video function works so it's audio for now, but if someone were to actually see her she seems to look like she’s either: a) ruminating about something b) really needs to use the bathroom.]

… So. This creepy blue lady told me I was a hero and that they’re the good guys…

[There wasn't much thought on the latter and she only remembers the blue lighting from the lady, but the former—that’s been on her mind since the car ride.]

If that’s the case, why did they give me powers that aren’t… really super? It’s basically the same abilities I’ve always had!!

[The sound of a fist pounding on the table and the vibrations of some utensils can be heard as her voice slowly escalates.]

It’s so unfair! I wanted to be a magical girl!! Couldn’t they have at least given me transformation powers?!

[A loud slam! is heard as she face plants on the table in front of her. It might seem like she accidentally closed the network early, but after some silence she speaks up much calmer than before though still melancholy.]

Anyway, I’m not even sure who this reaches, but please tell me what kind of powers you got or if there's a chance to have a power re-do. [A pause.] --if that's okay.

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permatext

[deadtective]

If you can find all three magic crystals they'll let you change your powers, but it only works once.

permavoice until she figures out how to text

[tridentity]

Seriously?!

[SOUNDS LEGIT magical girls go on that sort of adventure to get their powers anyway right]

What do I have to do to find the crystals!!

[deadtective]

Yeah, for real! There's one hidden in each of the imPort cities, buuuut I dunno if I should let you go. It can get pretty fucking dangerous.

[tridentity]

[It's so nice having someone worry about her!! Usually Takaomi-kun would've thrown her to the wolves by now.]

Don't worry about me. I'm sure whatever the danger is, the power of love and friendship will persevere!! [aka she'll just grab and RUN, but she needs to make it sound like something awesome.]

[deadtective]

Ah, a pure heart. That's good! Someone might actually make it out of this without getting torn in half.

There's a guardian protecting each crystal that you gotta defeat first, you see. Gives you proper ownership of the thing, you know?

[tridentity]

[Did she just read something about being torn in half? What kind of guardians are these. She's somewhat reluctant to go on this adventure now since she wants to not die, but... her dream!!]

I mean, I guess. Sounds like a hassle to guard it though. [Since she can imagine almost everyone trying to go for it.] How big are these guardians exactly?

[As long as they're not building size she shooould be okay.]

[deadtective]

Depends on which one you're going for. Heard the dude up in Maurtia Falls is like a fucking brick house.

[tridentity]

A brick house?! How the hell am I supposed to beat that!!

[deadtective]

With your burning spirit, obviously. Don't tell me you're back out already.

[tridentity]

No... [MUMBLE MUMBLE.] It just doesn't seem very fun to punch bricks until it falls.

[Oh, right! Maybe the crystals they're guarding gives her temporary strength and that there were two other cities! She can just do those first to gain power.]

What about the other two guardians?

[deadtective]

Dunno too much about them, honestly. Most people don't usually make it past more than one - although I did hear someone mumbling that at least one's a bullshit battle of wits kind of deal.

[tridentity]

[Nervously laughing. She has the wit of a grade schooler.]

Is there really no other way to get a power change.

[deadtective]

Picking superpowers is kind of a huge fucking deal, dude. Gotta weed out all the assholes.

[tridentity]

"Assholes!?" So like... villains? [She thought this was just a super power paradise!!]

[deadtective]

Damn straight. Place is fucking crawling with those fuckers.

[tridentity]

[Sounds like she needs to bring out Usa-Chan Man one of these days and become an ally of justice again. and gosh, LANGUAGE]

Why would you want to be a villain though. It's difficult enough to make friends.

[She can't really see the incentive in becoming one.]

[deadtective]

[good luck, she's basically an expletive factory.]

Because bad guys don't even have to try, probably.

[tridentity]

[she shall not be influenced!!]

Wait. So bad guys are able to make friends easily? Are people attracted to the "bad boy" persona? [She misunderstood what she said.]

[deadtective]

[GANBATTE

Hazel spends exactly six seconds considering whether or not she should attempt to correct her, but decides that running with it will produce even more hilarious results. deeper down the liar hole they go!]

It's all that charisma. Nobody can resist a person who doesn't give a fuck about literally anything.

1/2

[tridentity]

[She's going to ring her SO HARD once she figures out everything she learned is a lie.]

If it's for the pursuit of friends, I'll do it!!

2/2

[tridentity]

--is what I'd like to say, but it sounds like a huge hassle and I don't wanna do it. [Especially 'cause back at home she acted that way as a delinquent and all she gained was followers and an expulsion.] Is there a better way to make friends?

[deadtective]

[good thing she's a zombie and therefore fears no consequences. viva la trolling unlife!]

You can always just pay 'em. Works out pretty damn well for me.

[tridentity]

[one day she will know fear!! through an unparalleled amount of spam texts or chainmail]

Doesn't that mean you have no friends? [They seem to have a different concept on friends; why is she listening to you again.]

[deadtective]

Not as long as the cash keeps flowing!

[tridentity]

That's not the same! Friendships should be filled with love and hardships!! Not petty bribes!

[STOP RUINING HER CONCEPT OF FRIENDSHIP]