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(the feed opens to a rather familiar cafe in heropa, one many of the local imports might find themselves familiar with. that's right, it's the lucky cat cafe, slowly amassing more and more autumn decorations. cute miniature jack-o-lanterns on the window sills, strings of brightly colored leaves hung above windows and the doorway. she's making sure to get as much of the cafe in her shot as possible, without disturbing the patrons in her cafe. she props her elbow up on the table chin in her hand with nothing short of a welcoming grin. she's wearing a rather unique black shirt, covered by her usual green flannel shirt and her hair tied back in an all too messy ponytail.) Sup dudes! So, a lot of you probably noticed a while ago that Miss Cass left. She was a great person, a legitimately cool adult, and I hardly say that about anyone above the age of twenty-five.

(she chuckles a bit, trying to give off the impression that it was a joke, that she doesn't consider all adults to be lame. anyone who knows her, of course, knows that she means that as a compliment.) Anyway, I basically inherited the cafe, I guess? Meet Wendy Corduroy, new boss of the Lucky Cat Cafe! Who says you need school to run a business?

(she gives off a confident "yeah!" along with a fist pump to the air. she's definitely confident enough in herself to be able to run a business like this, that much is sure. it's not arrogance, just assurance in herself to handle what's been set before her.) So down to business, I'm still just a teenager, so I'm not the best at what I'm doing. The cafe could definitely use a few extra hands around while I figure out what the heck I'm doing until I get the hang of this business owner gig. You got any questions, ask 'em here, or drop by to see what's up. Whatever's cool, guys.

(she's about to hang up, before remembering one important little tidbit that... actually makes the smile on her face waver. in fact, she grumbles to herself for a few seconds before letting out an annoyed huff. her expression is nothing short of an annoyed scowl.) And, okay, in honor of the season, and keeping with Miss Cass' wishes, yes, we have pumpkin spice drinks and other "autumn specials" (said with rather sarcastic air quotes.) being served. So all you screaming girls in tacky sweaters and Ugg boots can come over and get your corporate holiday fake vegetables in a cup. Because why get decent pumpkin pie when you can get cheap liquid form that tastes absolutely nothing like pumpkin. That's basically it from me, guys, hit me up. Wendy is out, peace.

(wendy, that is not how you run a business... oh well. regardless, wendy signs off cheerfully, with a peace sign and all. she'll get better at this boss thing. someday.)

((ooc: hey guys! so seeing as wendy is in charge of the cafe now, i'll be handling the ooc aspect of it from now on. if your character is interested in joining the team, pm me or hit me up at

autumnpastries))

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( There's quite a few words in there that Cassandra doesn't quite comprehend, but one message in particular comes through loud and clear. )

I still do not understand this world's fascination with pumpkins.

(someone who fucking understands, wendy is so relieved, and yet. exasperated. thanks, corporate coffee companies.) They're not even good! Ask anyone, a pumpkin on it's own is just a gross vegetable. It's a squash.

It does seem an odd choice, especially given the other options. I heard it has something to do with a local festival or associated traditions?

( She is still So Confused. )

It's tradition at this cafe, since it was one of Miss Cass' favorites. So I'm just trying to do right by her memory.

Aside from that, blame corporations trying to take advantage of holidays. And succeeding.

What was the original holiday, do you know? I don't believe I've heard much about it.

It's supposed to be for Thanksgiving, since pumpkin pie is a traditional dessert for that holiday.

So they just turned a dessert into a drink. And kinda failed, if you ask me. It just tastes like sugar, but a lot of people like it.

I had the displeasure of trying one of those spiced pumpkin drinks shortly after my arrival here. ( Flatly: ) It was disgusting.

What is this 'Thanksgiving'? Is it much as the name implies?

Right? I mean if I want pumpkin anything, I'm just gonna have pie! Way better and you can have ice cream with it.

Yeah, it's an American holiday about giving thanks for all the junk we've got. You learn about the actual history of it at school, and it's a pretty lame holiday.

It does not sound like a bad foundation for a celebration. ( Even if somehow, it has turned into everyone being thankful for pumpkins. ) Where might I be able to find out more about it?

( Seeing as the girl doesn't sound like she wants to talk much more about it. )

In theory it's not, but the whole thing is based on the killing of like. Basically everyone who lived here before America stole it. (she does sound rather bored, recanting the tales of the first american settlers to land here, but only because history is a bore to her.)

You should check out a library. Read about Native American history and American settlers and stuff. It might be kinda biased and make it seem better than it is, though, but that's history.

( Cassandra chuckles drily. )

Indeed. It is reassuring to know that some aspects of life never change no matter where one finds oneself. Thank you for the advice. I will go to the library.

No problem, man. And hey, drop by the cafe if you ever need a place to chill and read at. Not like I'm gonna turn down perfectly good business.

( She chuckles again. )

I will most likely take you up on that offer.

Sweet, thanks... uh, what's your name? (she can't just call everyone "dude", after all. that'll get confusing fast.)

Cassandra Pentaghast. I believe it is listed on the device.

Gotcha. See you around, Cassandra.

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