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maskormenace2016-11-21 06:55 pm
wizzardly) wrote in maskormenace2016-11-21 06:55 pm
Entry tags:
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- tohru adachi | n/a,
- † alfie solomons | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hartley rathaway | the pied piper,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † jorah mormont | jorah the andal,
- † keladry of mindelan | lady knight,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † komasan | the youkai king,
- † leonard snart | captain cold,
- † petyr baelish | littlefinger,
- † rincewind | n/a,
- † sadie doyle | n/a,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † will graham | wolf trap
video;
Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?
[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]
So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.
[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]
There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.
[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]
[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]
So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.
[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]
There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.
[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]
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He doesn't have any issue with Rincewind. He quite likes him. However, he is so easy to set up.
So, in this case, after having him "out" himself on the network, he's planned to steal some of his cookware, just because that seemed thematic. But instead he got hungry, so here he is, in Rincewind's (and Will's and April's) kitchen, frying up some eggs.
With that done, he gets himself a fork, leans against the counter and turns on to have a look at Rincewind's announcement over the network. He takes a bite and turns on video to reply:]
Such a coincidence. So am I.
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It can't really be that uncommon a thing, can it? Or have I been giving this world too much credit all a -
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Y-y-you! You're - why are - [Rincewind sputters and flings an accusatory finger.] Get out! - And you put that mug down! That's Will's!
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[Leonard has no problem with dogs, as long as they're not secretly naked man. He does drop a bit of egg for them, then reaches for the mug to take a long sip.]
How do you like your eggs?
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...Okay, so ready to run for the door and let the Luggage defend his home. Still counts.]
You know Will?
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[That's probably true, given the dog transformation? (dogging? No. NO.)]
I punched him. He tried to help me out of prison. We get on.
[Overall.
Also, if Rincewind doesn't want any, Len will just eat the eggs by himself.]
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Not if you bugger up that mug, I can tell you. It's one of his favorites. ...And "tried to"? Then why aren't you still there instead of our kitchen, eating our eggs? And without potatoes, which is a poor choice on your part.
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[Utterly innocent, that's him. As he's standing, leaning in someone else's kitchen, eating their eggs.]
Didn't know you had potatoes. Next time, I'll use those.
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So don't bother Rincewind, he's just going to grab some cheese, some cubed potatoes, and a large pan. If you want breakfast done right, apparently you can't trust your home invader to do it for you.]
You know, I'm about to work at a criminal mental hospital, you might see about checking yourself in. It could possibly cure you of this misconception you've got concerning my hat and my clothes and my home.