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So I'm throwing in with all the holiday chatter flying around. Partly, because, I don't get it.

Why's there one day where you have to be all sappy and crap? You just supposed to save up all the ... courting until today or what?

'Cause I'm gonna take a hard pass this year. And last year. So consider the Iron Bull back on the...

[He was going to say he was back on the market. But then he happened across a gift someone left.]

... crap. Forget that last bit.

[There's an awkward pause.]

Summary. Explain the reasoning with this "holiday", and is candy is still cheap tomorrow? I uh.

Made an oversight.

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Back on the couch?

[Look, Len's been there, possibly is currently getting there.]

Hah! Nah... I don't fit.

Then I hope they're understanding and you don't get tossed back on the market.

We'll find out as soon as he gets my message.

I messed up with my relationship today, so, yanno.

My suggestion is to not bring any wizards home.

Sorry to hear it.

... yeah, that's not a problem. He is one.

Not really used to dealing with this business. Valentines. I view it more the way you do.

[Probably should have still seen Mick asking him to come home like that as a special thing, but well. He'll do damage control.]

Wow. Is he at all capable, because the one I brought isn't really.

Hey, glad to hear it. Nice knowing you're not the only one looking at this crap like it's gibberish.

Sure is. Except we call 'em "mages".

Technically mine calls himself a wizzard. With two z's.

[When did Rincewind become his? Whatever, may as well.]

But yeah, I ain't ever gonna care about Valentine's, but now I know that my partner does. Helpful for next year.

Two z's? Shit, that sounds serious.

[He's kidding, there.]

Good point. Guess we both gotta learn for the next time.

Better than three z's, than it'd just sound sleepy.

[They can kid together.]

Yeah. He's got a birthday coming up, I'm gonna try and win some points back.

Hah! Don't tell him that one. You'll have to find a new place to sleep.

Ooo, good plan. Treat him like a king.

He's not the one in charge of my sleeping arrangement, just a friend. More or less. So I should be fine.

Will do. Just gotta figure out what to do for his birthday, but as long as I don't bring along uninvited friends again, I'll at least have improved.

Ahhh, got it. That's good, at least.

So, one of those dancers who pop out of a cake is out.

You say that, but now I really wanna do it.

Damn, he's lucky to have me.

I got a number if you want it. Real classy cake people, those ones.

...

[Eh.]

Y'know what? Give it. I'm gonna move out soon anyway, maybe I'll give my roommates a party worth remembering first.

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