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maskormenace2017-03-02 02:06 pm
burlyboy) wrote in maskormenace2017-03-02 02:06 pm
o1 | VIDEO
[ Hello, Masks and Menaces! The guy who's looking right at you right now is, to be honest, sort of an eyesore of a man; he's huge, with absolutely enormous red sideburns, scarred, and wearing something that looks a little like a red spacesuit. At odds with the spacesuit is the fact that he has some pretty obviously medieval weapons strapped to his back (a crossbow and axe for the curious), mingling with (non-functional) robot arms that are also strapped to his back. ]
Hail and well met and all that junk, uh - not that I'm not into this whole hero thing, 'cause fuck yeah to all that, obviously, but I'm kind of in a hurry? I was in the middle of a... thing. A really, really important thing, actually.
[ The boy's got Rustic Hospitality coming out of his ears, but charisma isn't his strong suit.
Then, hurriedly, remembering his whole two manners, he rambles off - ] Oh yeah, I'm Magnus Burnsides, you can also call me The Hammer if you want, this is Steven, and he's great, - [ he holds up a perfect sphere filled with water and a goldfish who stares vacantly at the screen ] - annnnnnnnd thanks in advance for your help.
[ There! That was polite as fuck! Except then his attention snaps to the side as he sees something not even a man on a mission can ignore. ]
--holy shit, a dog.
[ And the screen goes black as the communicator is duly shoved into his pocket. It's not turned off, but nothing more interesting is said unless you're really into listening to dudes espouse about how much he loves this dog in particular. Once someone pipes up, he'll remember the communicator again. ]
Hail and well met and all that junk, uh - not that I'm not into this whole hero thing, 'cause fuck yeah to all that, obviously, but I'm kind of in a hurry? I was in the middle of a... thing. A really, really important thing, actually.
[ The boy's got Rustic Hospitality coming out of his ears, but charisma isn't his strong suit.
Then, hurriedly, remembering his whole two manners, he rambles off - ] Oh yeah, I'm Magnus Burnsides, you can also call me The Hammer if you want, this is Steven, and he's great, - [ he holds up a perfect sphere filled with water and a goldfish who stares vacantly at the screen ] - annnnnnnnd thanks in advance for your help.
[ There! That was polite as fuck! Except then his attention snaps to the side as he sees something not even a man on a mission can ignore. ]
--holy shit, a dog.
[ And the screen goes black as the communicator is duly shoved into his pocket. It's not turned off, but nothing more interesting is said unless you're really into listening to dudes espouse about how much he loves this dog in particular. Once someone pipes up, he'll remember the communicator again. ]
video;
[He's just saying. And calling out
WILL GRAHAM
subtly.]
Re: video;
Technically, all dogs are naked. Except the collar but that doesn't count.
[ He has not been introduced to the majesty of Dog Clothes yet, and will be fucking delighted when he is. ]
There's also, like, a lot of ass sniffing, but that's just part of being a dog, sooooooooooo...
video;
Trust me, it has happened.
[He finds it perplexing too.]
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And it wasn't a werewolf, just someone who can turn into a dog and pervs on people.
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Uh, sorry it happened at all, though. You kick his ass for it?
[ Magnus can kick his ass for it. He has half a mind to offer. ]
this time with less unnecessary html
[It was satisfying on the whole, even when it turned out that he's less of a pervert and more of a...
Whatever Will Graham is.]
What would you do if you could turn into a dog?
i do this all the time tbh
[ He sounds pretty content with that answer and therefore doesn't offer his ass-clobbering skills. ]
You know, I don't know! I never thought about it before. Run around, I guess? See if I could understand real dogs better? Smell stuff?
it's the curse of it just being a button away
[It's not as if he doesn't like dogs. He's a bad guy, not a monster.]
What powers do you have?
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[ He digs around in his pockets. It takes a very long time, on account of the fact that he seems to keep his whole life in his pockets, including an alarming amount of sharp objects. Eventually, he manages to fish out his documents, and frowns down at them.
The Philosopher's Stone he already knows about, and knows better than to mention to anyone, but his second power? ]
It just says Fighter on it. But I don't feel any different. [ He frowns. ] What a rip-off! I want cool powers too!
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[Because, yeah, he has to agree, it's a bit too vague to make much of an impression.]
Try fighting someone, see if anything activates.
[This is one hundred percent the best advice.]
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[He looks about Mick-sized, he's dealt with that before.]
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One way or the other.
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Will do!