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burlyboy) wrote in
maskormenace2017-03-02 02:06 pm
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[ Hello, Masks and Menaces! The guy who's looking right at you right now is, to be honest, sort of an eyesore of a man; he's huge, with absolutely enormous red sideburns, scarred, and wearing something that looks a little like a red spacesuit. At odds with the spacesuit is the fact that he has some pretty obviously medieval weapons strapped to his back (a crossbow and axe for the curious), mingling with (non-functional) robot arms that are also strapped to his back. ]
Hail and well met and all that junk, uh - not that I'm not into this whole hero thing, 'cause fuck yeah to all that, obviously, but I'm kind of in a hurry? I was in the middle of a... thing. A really, really important thing, actually.
[ The boy's got Rustic Hospitality coming out of his ears, but charisma isn't his strong suit.
Then, hurriedly, remembering his whole two manners, he rambles off - ] Oh yeah, I'm Magnus Burnsides, you can also call me The Hammer if you want, this is Steven, and he's great, - [ he holds up a perfect sphere filled with water and a goldfish who stares vacantly at the screen ] - annnnnnnnd thanks in advance for your help.
[ There! That was polite as fuck! Except then his attention snaps to the side as he sees something not even a man on a mission can ignore. ]
--holy shit, a dog.
[ And the screen goes black as the communicator is duly shoved into his pocket. It's not turned off, but nothing more interesting is said unless you're really into listening to dudes espouse about how much he loves this dog in particular. Once someone pipes up, he'll remember the communicator again. ]
Hail and well met and all that junk, uh - not that I'm not into this whole hero thing, 'cause fuck yeah to all that, obviously, but I'm kind of in a hurry? I was in the middle of a... thing. A really, really important thing, actually.
[ The boy's got Rustic Hospitality coming out of his ears, but charisma isn't his strong suit.
Then, hurriedly, remembering his whole two manners, he rambles off - ] Oh yeah, I'm Magnus Burnsides, you can also call me The Hammer if you want, this is Steven, and he's great, - [ he holds up a perfect sphere filled with water and a goldfish who stares vacantly at the screen ] - annnnnnnnd thanks in advance for your help.
[ There! That was polite as fuck! Except then his attention snaps to the side as he sees something not even a man on a mission can ignore. ]
--holy shit, a dog.
[ And the screen goes black as the communicator is duly shoved into his pocket. It's not turned off, but nothing more interesting is said unless you're really into listening to dudes espouse about how much he loves this dog in particular. Once someone pipes up, he'll remember the communicator again. ]

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[He's just saying. And calling out
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Technically, all dogs are naked. Except the collar but that doesn't count.
[ He has not been introduced to the majesty of Dog Clothes yet, and will be fucking delighted when he is. ]
There's also, like, a lot of ass sniffing, but that's just part of being a dog, sooooooooooo...
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this time with less unnecessary html
i do this all the time tbh
it's the curse of it just being a button away
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He spends five minutes staunchly ignoring his comm except to shoot it annoyed side glances before giving in and picking it up. ]
You know, you never get to give me shit about not rushing into things ever again if you're gonna show up this late.
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[ Even if Taako looks deeply unimpressed with him - which, par for the course - Magnus looks pretty delighted to see him. He'd been worried about being sent here alone, and he's pretty damn sure that he wouldn't be able to find his way back on his own. Which they have to, because like he said, he was in the middle of something pretty dang important. ]
There you are! What, what'd I miss?
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fantasy pig latin exists, i've decided it
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DONE
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Okay, at least I know that much isn't true. Who are you?
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[ because that's really what matters in this whole thing: complements. ]
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What's a spacesuit?
[ sorry bro he's medieval as shit ]
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IM SORRY SKEETS
[ He's still on video. And looks pretty chuffed, honestly. He's very fond of his trophies. ]
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That's him.
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[This has been a PSA.]
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I should've kept this thing out so all of you could've seen the dog too. In my defense, I needed both of my hands free.
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Still a pretty cool nickname, though.
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[ Because that's the important part of this whole thing. ]
Yes, I'm new, annnnnnd... [ Wow, people generally don't take this much of an interest in his nickname. They just laugh it off. ] I hit a guy with a hammer. He started it, just for the record.
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A dog?! Did you find the dog park? It's amazing! There's so many dogs all the time!
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WHAT WONDERFUL PRIORITIES
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There's a whole park full of dogs here?!
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How'd you get it?
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[ Actual answer: was the ringleader of a rebellion who also hit people with a hammer, like, really hard. ]
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A lot of us were doing something important, before being taken. There isn't no way out besides waiting for the Porter to get bored of us, however.
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...does boring it actually work? Because I can do that, I'm pretty sure.
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[ Fish don't breathe oxygen, Cisco, duh. ]
He also doesn't need to eat, 'cause he's a magic fish. He feeds off adventure. And love.
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