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𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠 ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕟 ([personal profile] bespin) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-08-08 04:25 pm

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NOTICE: To all ImPorts out there thinking of making a move, either residential or commercial! UGNAUGHT MOVING COMPANY is your go-to service for handling the transport of cargo, whether it's your furniture or your personal belongings. Our staff treats each customer's items with care. Drop us a line to arrange a consultation today!

UMC is always hiring more hands who can lift heavy objects and transport large containers from point A to point B. If you think you would be a good fit for Ugnaught, give me a ring and let's discuss the details.


[ And then, a second text, sent privately to Luke Skywalker: ]

Hey Luke, buddy, how've you been? Things got kind of crazy with the clones and I feel like I haven't kept in touch. You maybe want to join me for a drink one of these nights?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (green as evergreen can be.)

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[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-09 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
are you still hiring?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (worms that crawl around in your skull.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-13 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
basic motor function? also i can pull a street lamp out of the ground, i guess.
fehus: ✺ starboard. (splintered pine narrow and fine.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-13 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
i'm okay to have around if someone gets hurt, too, i guess.

an interview's no problem.
fehus: ✺ starboard. (i'm developing my sense of humor.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-13 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
is arson usually a problem you guys deal with?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (bloodless zombie eyes.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-13 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
fresh like a daisy, yup, that's me. and i wish that were the first time i've heard of some freak of nature single-handedly trying to toast a city block like a marshmallow.

what time should i come by the coffee shop?
fehus: ✺ unknown. (make the best of moments.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-13 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
sounds good.

i'm magnus chase, by the way.
fehus: ✺ starboard. (i'm mapping it out.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-13 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
you too. any general advice for a new guy around here?
fehus: ✺ starboard. (nobody's nice when you're older.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-13 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
sure is where i got dumped yesterday.
fehus: ✺ blackveilbride. (seeking out signs of life.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-13 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
i'd have to get a house and some stuff to move out of it first. otherwise your company can just crowd surf me to my destination, i guess.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (a chance we'll end up broken & split.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-08-20 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
hard pass. not interested in being connected with the government until i know what's up around here.