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NOTICE: To all ImPorts out there thinking of making a move, either residential or commercial! UGNAUGHT MOVING COMPANY is your go-to service for handling the transport of cargo, whether it's your furniture or your personal belongings. Our staff treats each customer's items with care. Drop us a line to arrange a consultation today!

UMC is always hiring more hands who can lift heavy objects and transport large containers from point A to point B. If you think you would be a good fit for Ugnaught, give me a ring and let's discuss the details.

[ And then, a second text, sent privately to Luke Skywalker: ]

Hey Luke, buddy, how've you been? Things got kind of crazy with the clones and I feel like I haven't kept in touch. You maybe want to join me for a drink one of these nights?

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Yeah, the clones were... something.

[ Does he really want to mention he had to save Han from his own clone? Not really. ]

A drink would be great.

Great! Let's meet in Heropa. My favorite bar in Nonah was hit by that clone arsonist.

Ahhh... not a good idea. Most of the bars in Heropa got flooded. It was really bad.

What about De Chima?

De Chima works. I'm sure together we can find someplace.

Sounds good.

When do you want to meet? I'm essentially free every night.

Shall we say tomorrow night, then?

That sounds good. Just let me know where, and I'll be there.

What's your insurance policy in terms of items getting damage during transit -- should they get damaged that is.

Edited 2017-08-09 01:11 (UTC)

UMC is fully insured to the standards of the Nonah Better Business Bureau. Clients can choose a basic package for a small fee with a fixed amount of coverage, or for a nominally higher fee, we can cover larger items per their market price. Of course, clients who don't want to pay any fee at all will have to sign a waiver exempting UMC from any and all liability claims.

That said, UMC's movers are highly skilled and do their utmost to ensure that there will be no damage to clients' belongings.

I'll keep that in mind. I don't have a lot of junk laying around, but I can't speak for my friends. What do you usually charge?

And I'm curious, what do you pay?

Our rates are dependent on the amount to be transported, of course.

As for salary, I think that's a discussion best had in person.

are you still hiring?

That depends. What are your qualifications?

basic motor function? also i can pull a street lamp out of the ground, i guess.

Well, I guess that would qualify you for the heavy lifting portion of the job.

Would you mind doing an interview?

i'm okay to have around if someone gets hurt, too, i guess.

an interview's no problem.

An added bonus!

Make your way up to Nonah, to a coffee shop called Don't Be Latte. (Our regular offices were hit during the recent arson spree, so this will have to do for now.)

is arson usually a problem you guys deal with?

You must be new.

Few weeks back, a bunch of clones of ImPorts went on a rampage in the four cities. In Nonah, one clone decided to torch a string of local businesses.

I promise, it doesn't happen all the time.

fresh like a daisy, yup, that's me. and i wish that were the first time i've heard of some freak of nature single-handedly trying to toast a city block like a marshmallow.

what time should i come by the coffee shop?