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Oh, hey here's a question— how many people either:

• Are dead back home! Like really, for real dead!
• Should probably be dead, but aren't for one reason or another?
• Are awake at three am and bored as fuck?

I'm like at least two of those, full disclosure.

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Failed Anon

[deathboss]

Well what happens when you technically start over? Does that count as a 'death'

An idiot who doesn't even realize this guy meant to be anon

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wait wait wait hold the fuck up
how do you start over???
inquiring minds want to Know

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[minorgod]

imports sure are a death-obsessed bunch.
it's like you're all secretly old people with nothing better to do

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i mean i died like four times before i got here
kinda think i've got a right
can't speak for anyone else though

[izanyagi]

I sort of died when I got pulled down into the underworld. But the friendship with my friends saved us all.

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the power of friendship?
oh my god that's so fucking corny

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[itistolaugh]

i got vaporized one time but then i got better and also im banned from hell now but its not a big deal or anything

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hold on hold on back up here
how do you get BANNED from HELL???

( text ) probably also at like 3am

[tradecrafted]

Very dead. Also very awake.

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welcome to the dead and awake club!
i don't think we have prizes
we should get prizes

[loyal_soldier]

I died in a terrorist attack. This place has given me more life, so I intend to use it to the best extent that I can.

That means being as productive as possible, whenever I'm awake. [Even at 0300, because insomnia is a hell of a thing.]

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terrorist attack??? that's dark
it's a pretty good way to spend a newfound lease on life though

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[am_i_a_monster]

I died before I was portered here.
I wake up a lot during the night. Wouldn't say I was bored exactly.

Which two are you?

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one and three
really most sincerely dead
bored as fuck

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[granddevil]

It's difficult to call it "dead", however I am currently in Hell, if that counts.

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i was under the impression being dead wasn't a prerequiste to visitng hell
(though it helps)

[rekt]

awake at ass oclock at night, probly should be 8 times dead by now

sup

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eight? shit, my record is four
'sup?

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[onlydoubts]

How about all three?

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how did you manage all THREE???

[nightmarist]

so morbid and nosy

2/3

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boredom leads to nosiness
nosiness leads to shitposting
and so it goes

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[uzumaniac]

Dead.

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you too, huh! welcome to the clubhouse

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[bookkeeper]

guess you can't sleep either
I'd say I fit the second option. I've definitely lost count