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[fuckhammer]

Alright, this is fucked up. I showed up just when the protests ended? That's lame as hell! What kind of sad, pathetic dickheads only have the stamina to riot for a day? That's barely even foreplay!
Ugh, whatever.
I'm gonna keep this murder train rolling. Anyone with a good stabbing arm who knows how to throw a brick or start a fire, hit me up! We'll show those capitalist fuckwits a thing or two about civil rights or whatever.

[ what were those natives rioting about again? capitalism? imports? something. he doesn't care. ]

Also, shit! I've said it before and I'll say it again - body mods might last forever, but the shock value of seeing 'em sure doesn't.
I cut off one of my own horns! Nobody around here gives a fuck! I need something metal as all hell to really shake my image up.
Tattoos of badass shit! Jagged pieces of steel I can cram into my body! I need suggestions, so. Tell me about the work you got done.
I'm done. LAVEY OUT

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[flightforfreedom]

1. think we're good on the civil disruption for now, but i'm sure you can throw a brick through your own window, or give yourself a black eye, if you're feeling left out

3. what kind of horns are we talking about here

3. i keep talking myself out of getting a giant f-16 tattooed on my back so i don't know what to tell you

[fuckhammer]

Oh, fuck. I've never even thought about giving myself black eyes! This opens up a whole new range of possibilities for me!
Like... I'm so used to harvesting other people's organs that I didn't even realize that I had organs inside of me all along. Is this what they call... "emotional growth"?

Anyone who backs out of getting a tattoo they want is a lamewad and a coward. Don't be a baby. Get an F-16 that's like, crashing into a mountain! Blowing the fuck up! Fire everywhere! Get burn scars on your skin to add layers and texture to your art! MAKE IT REAL.

[ oh, also, horns. right. he sends a selfie. sharp teeth, tongue out. fierce with a capital fiiiiiieeeeeeeerrrrrrrceeeeeee. ]

[flightforfreedom]

constantly inspiring organ-related emotional growth, that's me

yeah i could, or I could nearly crash an f-16 into an actual mountain and get my kicks that way. though there is one tattoo I'm planning on getting, but it won't mean anything to you.

oh, huh, you weren't kidding about the horns. what planet are you from?

[fuckhammer]

That would be fresh as fuck?????? I'm not gonna stop you, bro. You go out there and you live your best plane-fucking-a-mountain life. Just let me know where I can set up a deckchair when you do it.
Tell me about your tattoo dreams, too.

That's a dumb question.
I'm not from a planet. I'm from Hell.

[mortalweapon]

My entire body is made of complex alloys.
Does that qualify as being "metal as all hell?"

[fuckhammer]

Kind of a long way for you to go where I'm trying to go with this, but fuck yeah, buddy! Nothing's as rebellious to all things good and moral as having alternate physiology designed to crush human bones!
That's what you're for, right? If I had a body made of complex alloys, I'd totally crush human bones with it. All the time. Every day.
All I've got is a tail and some lame-ass furnace for a stomach.

[mortalweapon]

I have crushed multiple bones before, yes.
Though I like to think of myself as somewhat more versatile than that.

It seems rather unfair to compare regardless.
I made my own body; you were presumably born with yours.
Furnace stomach and all.

[fuckhammer]

My friend Vera always said there's something selfless in being a switch. Good for you.

Ehh. Born, hatched, spawned from the love and the fury of the Kings of Hell as they sacrificed bones to the Fons et Origo of Madness. All amounts to the same shit, in the end.
How did you make your own body???

un: tl94

[confiscated]

LaVey, huh.

[fuckhammer]

Uh, yeah. LaVey. Damien LaVey. Of the LaVeys?
The LaVeys who love and who destroy and who love to destroy.

[confiscated]

That's interesting. Is this the same Satanic LaVeys?

[fuckhammer]

[ oh, this guy knows his dads????? that must be what he means. how wild ]

I didn't think anyone would recognize me around here! None of these tools seem to know fuck all about Hell!
Yeah, yeah. Damien LaVey, Heir to the Throne of the Eighth Circle.
Look, if you're some tortured soul from home ready to give me shit over all the vivisecting, you can save your breath. I don't care how "unfair" it was that you didn't go to Heaven. I don't care how badly the boiling acid pits "hurt".
Maybe you should've thought twice before you committed all those sins, you big baby.

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[knaval]

check out this idiot wanting people's opinions and ideas b4 he does anythin to himself

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[fuckhammer]

POINT WELL-MADE. ENOUGH TALK, IT'S CHISEL TIME.

I'm gonna get rid of all of my fingers except the middle one so I'm constantly giving people the bird.

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[knaval]

then how are u gonna hold the chisel to do both hands

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[uzumaniac]

[Whoa wait... this is a lot to take in, can we just start with-]

You really want to stab people?

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[fuckhammer]

I wanna stab your mom with my dick!

[ well ]

I mean, yeah. Stabbing. Punching. Arson. All that. Taking names and taking organs. Kind of my whole game.
Why? Ugh, if you're one of those "crime doesn't pay" kindsa guys, you're totally making my list.

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[uzumaniac]

[You'd be stabbing a corpse, a really dead corpse.]

[Too bad that wound is far too fresh to make dark jokes about yet, if ever. So that response is met with a long period where he just says nothing before he concentrates on the more workable block of text under it.]

Your stabbing, arson, all that and taking organs list? Do you realize there are 'crime doesn't pay' heroes all over this country? If you are trying to be some sort of villain, advertising it here immediately is probably not the best idea.

Though I'm not sure if people actually become villains here.

I guess it'd make sense.

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Don't.

[Just. To all of it.]

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[fuckhammer]

[ IT'S TOO LATE HE'S IN TOO DEEP HE'S ALREADY PICKING OUT HIS FAVORITE KNIVES ]

Go... fuck yourself?

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Got fucked plenty during the riots, thanks. They were not fun, and it's not going to be fun for you if you try to start them up again.

[compostabelle]

Trichophyton rubrum
very
cute and
named ringworm

[fuckhammer]

[ what the fuck ]

Are...
Wait.
Are you saying parasitic infections count as bodymods? Fuck! I always thought Aunt Thol'gauth was lame as hell for imprisoning doomed souls in her Vermiform Prison, but maybe it is kind of hardcore to punish sinners by having giant worms burrow through their undying corpses!

Ugh, wait. I can't do that, though.
My body's, like, 75% fire. If I gave myself ringworm, it'd just burn right up.

[compostabelle]

oh noooooo
fire is not good for fungi
do you have maybe maybe lava worms?

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[reexamined]

Ah. Cassidy. I found it.

A real Edgelord.