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[compostabelle]

hello good morning
i think the main problem
with
your planet is that
centipedes are so
so small
so small
so small
it would take almost three thousand to eat just one of you
which is
UNREASONABLE
please tell me what you think

best love,
the many wriggle

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[knaval]

CAN U STOP SAYING WEIRD SHIT

FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES

[compostabelle]

i will stop typing as soon as my hands have no bones

[knaval]

TAKE THE BONES OUT URSELF COWARD

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[queenofseers]

This is pretty much all I was going to say, so fucking thank you, Riptide.

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[knaval]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Video

[revolutionrocks]

Eat? Nah. Tickle, maybe.

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[compostabelle]

is your meat very STRONG?

[revolutionrocks]

Beyond strong. You might say rock solid.

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[itcanwait]

How much bigger are they on your planet?

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[compostabelle]

two or three could eat a person
maybe just one if she had A GOOD ATTITUDE

voice...??

[prayercycles]

[ If the Pale Maiden's posts weren't usually...unnerving enough, they get way more unsettling when you're currently blind and have a computerized voice read them to you. Brr.

For a second Fortunato feels obligated to respond, then realizes that may not be in his best interests. But that means the voice function on his communicator picks up the sound of him taking a breath to say something, and then stopping.

Do with that what you will, Maiden?? ]

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[compostabelle]

thanks, me too

[quickfingers]

uh
gross?

i like this planet the way it is
thank.

[fehus]

you mean you don't want a dune sandworm situation up in here

WhAT THE FUCK I DONT KNOW HOW I FOORGOT YOU ENTIRELY

[compostabelle]

booooooooooooo
ring

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[fehus]

i think not many bugs are as loud as you? or as good at texting.

one time a pinecone dropped on my phone and sent a text though so i don't know what that says if anything about communication.

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[compostabelle]

bugs deserve to be big even if they cant type

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[motorcycle_noises]

They can get BIGGER?

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[compostabelle]

big big
B I G

[fervidclaret]

That's the main problem?

I guess they are very small compared to a lot of other things
but
our environment can't support such large insects anymore.

They used to be much bigger, many many years ago, but now the biggest invertebrates are marine. The biggest non-aquatic bugs are only as big as a human's hand

Sorry!

[compostabelle]

Yes I'm aware
yes yes yes
have you thought of tripling the oxygen content
in your atmosphere just a
thought

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[unconchonable]

tbh id be dowwn wwith some centipedes eatin these humans
but more than that i wwish their grubs wwere bigger and yknoww more easy to get my clawws on
its like this planet has the most useless fuckin insects in the knowwn univverses
fuckin hoofbeastshit

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[compostabelle]

no WRONG no
they are good and theyre doing their best and their best is
good!!!!!!!!!
stop typing SHIT LIES
the grubs are much
much much much too small
though

[exceptionalthief]

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[compostabelle]

scolopendra gigigigigigigigantea
she has many hands
to hold
many baby