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[granddevil]

[ The video starts with Satan (with an armor and a Halo, which is certainly something he didn't have before) looking at the communicator for a second, before he lowers it. On the video, it's possible to see that Satan is floating and in front of him a group of young adults seems to be very amused.

The angel is making this video because he wants everyone to listen, and so he figures the communicator is a good way of being heard ] In the name of the Father, the Holy, the Grand and the Light, I - Lucifer, the Morning Star - will now conquer this world in his name.

[ the group of people in front of Satan chuckle ] I'm Christian, c'mon, this isn't even funny. [ one even comments "I'm a buddist", but Satan rises his free hand, forming what it looks like a ball of energy (a kamehameha if you will). ]

God's Light will shine upon you. And after I will offer this world to him, and it'll be reborn with beauty and love. However, first - it must burn. [ he looks at the communicator after ] All of you will.

[ maybe he just threatened to kill you all, maybe not. But the feed turns off and who knows what will happen to the men in front of Satan ]



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[pummelgranite]

Sweet. I'm there.

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[granddevil]

Come to me, then, if that's what you want.

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[pummelgranite]

Hell yeah! I think I'm like. Actually literally there? You're in Miami right?

[ she's already grabbing her stuff and pulling her hair back ]

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[granddevil]

I can send you my location, certainly.

[ and he will


honestly, if one of this world's creatures wants to be part of his father's kingdom, they probably can. Or die trying. Satan will make use of those who are interested in God it's not god she's interested in but it's not like he knows ]

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[pummelgranite]

[ She is practically bouncing on her heels when the location comes in- yep, less than a block from where she is now. ]

Awesome, thanks!

[ Shit, this is not a good outfit for a show, but at least she has a little basic makeup in her jacket pockets. It'll have to do. ]

Don't start melting face without me.

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

Oh good.

Angels.

[Darin just stares at the camera looking bored.]

I thought the world was going to hell in a handbasket before.

So, hey, listen. Not sure if there are thesauruses in Heaven? But "conquering" is not synonymous with the whole "beauty" and "love" thing you're preaching to the disaffected choir. Thought God would have taught you that on the first day of Angel School.

...Cherubgarten?

Whatever, I'm too tired for banter.

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[granddevil]

You've heard of the Holy Army. [ he smiles a bit wider ]

Why bother replying if you are tired, then? Just accept your fate. [ by that he means "please die fast" ]

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

Because I'm told that I open my big mouth at the worst possible moments and I don't like to disappoint.

But seriously, if there's one thing I know from personal experience, is that angels and the rest of the Celestial pals, Gods included, are nothing but trouble. So no, you won't be conquering anything today, and I will make it my personal mission to stand your way at every possible opportunity.

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[granddevil]

Big words for someone who just called himself an idiot.

Go ahead, try to stop me. Perhaps that will earn you a quick death.

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

What can I say? At least I'm true to myself to some extent.

So, where's your massive army? I don't see them anywhere. So I guess I'm calling your bluff.

[vanto]

Are you friends with this guy?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Me? Friends? With an angel?

Heavens no!

... ... ...

...Ha!

[vanto]

That was an awful pun, but I'll take it.

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[setmatch]

Do you know the old adage "pride cometh before the fall"?
Because I'm fairly certain it originated with you.

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[granddevil]

I'm fairly certain we have never met. [ he never saw humans in his life, and he's pretty sure he didn't originate anything, you are all just crazy ]

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[setmatch]

We did. Once. You're still not particularly impressive.

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[granddevil]

Was I meant to be offended by that remark? [ so this is how these pitiful creatures hope to show superiority. With petty talk.

Well, he sure won't regret killing all of them ]

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[pale_blue_arrow]

You're still doin' the religion thing? Isn't that a little old hat at this point? Man, I miss home. Nobody there got all holy-and-high-minded about their bad slam poetry.

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[granddevil]

[ he has no idea what religion is, so it's like this person is talking crazy, which he has no time for because Satan has a lot of people to kill ] Good for you.

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[autorejoin]

[ There's an incredibly bored bleached-blond teenager on the screen. ]

Okay, you're like.... the third Lucifer I've heard of. The second one here, specifically. The name! It's starting to lose its punchiness! You know?

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[granddevil]

A name hardly matters.

[vanto]

No burning, no burning anything, please.

[granddevil]

You speak as if your opinion matters.

[vanto]

We all live here, so yeah, it does.

[granddevil]

You won't for much longer.