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[gangsterbaby]

piss shit fucking bloddy basterd

[It's like high-tech graffiti! How exciting. That stays up on its own for a while, but it's eventually joined by another message.]

Wood plancks and rope needed. Money is no objeckt as I am a rich pirate with lodes of cash. Must be delivered here to morsha falls independint housing with delivery fee negotible.

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[gangsterbaby]

[In this case, he's basically right, because...]

I AM GOING TO BUILD A RAFT TO SAIL DOWN THE RIVER.

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[h2no]

[archie has never been wrong in his life about literally anything. except that one time he almost ended the world. anyway this is adorable and he's definitely going to mention it to alfie when all this bullshit is over.]

IS THAT WHY YOU'RE A PIRATE?

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[gangsterbaby]

I'M AN ADVENTURER.

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[h2no]

THINK THERE'S TREASURE IN THE RIVER?

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[gangsterbaby]

WHY NOT THERE IS TREASURE EVERYWHERE.

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[h2no]

THAT'S VERY OPEN MINDED OF YOU.
PERHAPS THE REAL TREASURE IS THE FRIENDS YOU MAKE IN YOUR ENDEAVOURS?

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[gangsterbaby]

[Lame, Archie.]

NO

HAVE YOU GOT ROPE OR NOT?

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[h2no]

IT CERTAINLY IS
I DON'T, SORRY.
JUST ENDLESS WISDOM.

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[gangsterbaby]

DON'T BE USELESS.

[Grump grump grump.]

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[h2no]

I'M NOT USELESS, YOU'RE JUST NOT TAKING THE ADVICE.

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[gangsterbaby]

IT IS USELESS ADVICE.

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[h2no]

YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO IT. MAKING IT USELESS.

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[gangsterbaby]

I AM NOT PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE IT'S USELESS. GIVE DESENT ADVICE AND I WILL LISTEN.

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[h2no]

DO YOU KNOW WHERE ROPES ARE?

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[gangsterbaby]

NOT WITH YOU THATS WHERE.

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[h2no]

WOW OKAY I'LL JUST CLOSE MY ROPE AND WOOD PLANK STORE.

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[gangsterbaby]

LIAR.

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[h2no]

I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. SHAME.