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[gangsterbaby]

piss shit fucking bloddy basterd

[It's like high-tech graffiti! How exciting. That stays up on its own for a while, but it's eventually joined by another message.]

Wood plancks and rope needed. Money is no objeckt as I am a rich pirate with lodes of cash. Must be delivered here to morsha falls independint housing with delivery fee negotible.

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[stabsthebacks]

Yeah, I'm gonna need numbers.

[gangsterbaby]

2 American dollars.

[It sounds like a lot to his seven-year-old, pre-inflation self.]

[stabsthebacks]

Oh, wow, enough for one thing off the dollar menu with taxes, huge offer.

[As an Australian, Chloe is bitter about sales tax being added at point of sale at any age.]

[gangsterbaby]

[OH FUCK IT'S NOT ENOUGH. He panics a little and:]

500 American dollars.

[Well, that escalated quickly.]